Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 11:52 am
Mrs Starmer is an absolute fox
A place where escape goats go to play
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circa 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:28 am When you lay out the numbers like this, it really looks ridiculous:
Labour: 9,634,399 (410)
Conservative: 6,756,134 (119)
Reform UK: 4,073,607 (4)
Lib Dems: 3,487,604 (71)
Green: 1,931,887 (4)
SNP: 685,405 (9)
Plaid Cymru: 194,811 (4)
Was more thinking that reform are close to having half the votes of labour, but have 1% of the seats.sturginho wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:19 pmcirca 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:28 am When you lay out the numbers like this, it really looks ridiculous:
Labour: 9,634,399 (410)
Conservative: 6,756,134 (119)
Reform UK: 4,073,607 (4)
Lib Dems: 3,487,604 (71)
Green: 1,931,887 (4)
SNP: 685,405 (9)
Plaid Cymru: 194,811 (4)
It's pointless trying to equate the two in the context of a non FPTP system. In an alternative system the numbers would look completely different.Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:26 pmWas more thinking that reform are close to having half the votes of labour, but have 1% of the seats.sturginho wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:19 pmcirca 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:28 am When you lay out the numbers like this, it really looks ridiculous:
Labour: 9,634,399 (410)
Conservative: 6,756,134 (119)
Reform UK: 4,073,607 (4)
Lib Dems: 3,487,604 (71)
Green: 1,931,887 (4)
SNP: 685,405 (9)
Plaid Cymru: 194,811 (4)
Oh don't worry, we're in for a few years of hearing from the remaining Tory psychos and the Reform arseholes at every possible opportunitytc27 wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:32 pm Anyway no more ERG court intrigue or having to care what Steve Baker or Rees Mogg thinks about things. Liss Truss goooooone.
Oh I know, it just highlights the ridiculousness of the system, as well as the advantage.JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:39 pmIt's pointless trying to equate the two in the context of a non FPTP system. In an alternative system the numbers would look completely different.Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:26 pmWas more thinking that reform are close to having half the votes of labour, but have 1% of the seats.sturginho wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:19 pm
circa 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"
Having 1% of the seats because you're able to get lots of votes across the country while putting up candidates who are not serious options for power, with almost no constituency willing to give you more votes than the other options, simply shows the limitations of protest votes in this environment. They have no appeal outside an energised one-issue base.
Yeah, but you either have it or you don’t. There wouldn’t have been a right wing majority for decades on past election percentages.Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:26 pmWas more thinking that reform are close to having half the votes of labour, but have 1% of the seats.sturginho wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:19 pmcirca 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:28 am When you lay out the numbers like this, it really looks ridiculous:
Labour: 9,634,399 (410)
Conservative: 6,756,134 (119)
Reform UK: 4,073,607 (4)
Lib Dems: 3,487,604 (71)
Green: 1,931,887 (4)
SNP: 685,405 (9)
Plaid Cymru: 194,811 (4)
Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a sleep paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.
Yeah but they can't write letters to bring down the prime minister.JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:40 pmOh don't worry, we're in for a few years of hearing from the remaining Tory psychos and the Reform arseholes at every possible opportunitytc27 wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:32 pm Anyway no more ERG court intrigue or having to care what Steve Baker or Rees Mogg thinks about things. Liss Truss goooooone.
One of very few fantasy island commitments in the Deform "manifesto" was for replacement of FPTP with same kind of PR. Can be sure they'll be beefing about this!Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:26 pmWas more thinking that reform are close to having half the votes of labour, but have 1% of the seats.sturginho wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:19 pmcirca 3 million more for "progressive" parties than the right wing parties, but of course the narrative will be all about the right wing "surge"Raggs wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:28 am When you lay out the numbers like this, it really looks ridiculous:
Labour: 9,634,399 (410)
Conservative: 6,756,134 (119)
Reform UK: 4,073,607 (4)
Lib Dems: 3,487,604 (71)
Green: 1,931,887 (4)
SNP: 685,405 (9)
Plaid Cymru: 194,811 (4)
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or Mutant Harry Potter.sockwithaticket wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:55 pm Found this in the wilds of social media
Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a sleep paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.![]()
Great tweet from Tim Farron tbfWe have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.
From John Crace earlier.Hugo wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:03 pm Hopefully that's the last we ever hear of Truss. An absolute flyweight in every conceivable way.
Meanwhile, Liz Truss departed this political life in a flurry of indifference towards her constituents. The feeling was mutual. She was slow hand-clapped at her count. A dismal end to a dismal prime minister. But I’ll miss her nonetheless. Where will Popular Conservatism be without the woman who made it so Unpopular? Her unknowing sense of the absurd was comedy gold.
Why would he appoint anyone from a branch office?Slick wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:08 pm Starmer isnt going to announce a senior cabinet without a Scottish Minister is he?
Well, for example Douglas Alexander has previous experience in cabinet.Margin__Walker wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:16 pm Who are the options outside of the newly elected Scottish MPs?
Don't know who the one furthest to the right is, but he looks like a flasherSaintK wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:19 pm Four of nastiest pieces of work you could wish for. I'm sure the voters knew what they were doing!!!
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Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:17 pmWell, for example Douglas Alexander has previous experience in cabinet.Margin__Walker wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:16 pm Who are the options outside of the newly elected Scottish MPs?
Reform UK wins fifth seat in Basildon South and East Thurrock
published at 17:25
17:25
BREAKING
Reform UK have won in Basildon South and East Thurrock after a recount - gaining the new seat from a notional Conservative candidate.
McMurdock won the seat with a majority of just 98 votes from Labour candidate Jack Ferguson.
Mandelson was asked about this last night. He suggested that essentially Starmer has had a very close knit top team for some time and intends to translate that directly into government. Clearly two vacancies opened up last night but the principle was sound.
Worth a recount?tabascoboy wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:27 pm Ah shite, they got another one
Reform UK wins fifth seat in Basildon South and East Thurrock
published at 17:25
17:25
BREAKING
Reform UK have won in Basildon South and East Thurrock after a recount - gaining the new seat from a notional Conservative candidate.
McMurdock won the seat with a majority of just 98 votes from Labour candidate Jack Ferguson.
Already done twice I believesockwithaticket wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:41 pmWorth a recount?tabascoboy wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:27 pm Ah shite, they got another one
Reform UK wins fifth seat in Basildon South and East Thurrock
published at 17:25
17:25
BREAKING
Reform UK have won in Basildon South and East Thurrock after a recount - gaining the new seat from a notional Conservative candidate.
McMurdock won the seat with a majority of just 98 votes from Labour candidate Jack Ferguson.
Ignore.tabascoboy wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:18 pmDon't know who the one furthest to the right is, but he looks like a flasherSaintK wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:19 pm Four of nastiest pieces of work you could wish for. I'm sure the voters knew what they were doing!!!
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I'm sure they'll make a right thorough nuisance of themselves at PMQs
I'm sure they'll just change the rules to reduce the numbers for a nomination to ~40, so they can at least get a couple of candidates.Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:36 pm The Tories left with 121 MPs.
So under their rules it only takes 19 letters from MPs to trigger a leadership election.
However, also under their rules, in order for a candidate to be nominated to run for leader, they need to be nominated by 100MPs
1. Do we think that shower of infighting self serving pricks can agree enough to even nominate anyone?
2. They can’t nominate 2 so the leadership will never go to the membership for an election. That’ll go down well in the county set.
Ian MurraySlick wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:08 pm Starmer isnt going to announce a senior cabinet without a Scottish Minister is he?
I’m not sure they can change those rules outside of party conference.fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:44 pmI'm sure they'll just change the rules to reduce the numbers for a nomination to ~40, so they can at least get a couple of candidates.Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:36 pm The Tories left with 121 MPs.
So under their rules it only takes 19 letters from MPs to trigger a leadership election.
However, also under their rules, in order for a candidate to be nominated to run for leader, they need to be nominated by 100MPs
1. Do we think that shower of infighting self serving pricks can agree enough to even nominate anyone?
2. They can’t nominate 2 so the leadership will never go to the membership for an election. That’ll go down well in the county set.
I'm a little surprised that the Head boy didn't have a private jet waiting for him this morning to just jet off immediately, but I suppose he can just send off the family, & follow himself at the end of the leadership contest, & then we'll see who gets the nomination to stand in his constituency !
I think that’s true for Labour, but the 1922 committee is essentially a members club (with a rapidly declining membership)Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:47 pmI’m not sure they can change those rules outside of party conference.fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:44 pmI'm sure they'll just change the rules to reduce the numbers for a nomination to ~40, so they can at least get a couple of candidates.Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:36 pm The Tories left with 121 MPs.
So under their rules it only takes 19 letters from MPs to trigger a leadership election.
However, also under their rules, in order for a candidate to be nominated to run for leader, they need to be nominated by 100MPs
1. Do we think that shower of infighting self serving pricks can agree enough to even nominate anyone?
2. They can’t nominate 2 so the leadership will never go to the membership for an election. That’ll go down well in the county set.
I'm a little surprised that the Head boy didn't have a private jet waiting for him this morning to just jet off immediately, but I suppose he can just send off the family, & follow himself at the end of the leadership contest, & then we'll see who gets the nomination to stand in his constituency !
Bugger. Same number of MPs as the Greens would've been palatable and a useful slap down going forward, even just the one more makes that attack line less easy to work.Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:43 pmAlready done twice I believe
The places where Reform has done best, don't have much to do with immigration on account of the lack of immigrants in those places.tc27 wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 10:23 am I have absolutely no doubt that if Scotland had the same experience of immigration as various places in England do then you would find Reform doing even better.