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Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:55 pm
by ASMO
First half report

Youngs shit
Farrel shit
Slade shit
Daly poor
Billy V poor

Rest ok

The only bright light in the England backline has just gone off injured

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:58 pm
by Hal Jordan
Dylan Hartley's moustache makes him look like a minor gangster who gets beaten up by the hero twenty minutes into the film after trying to threaten him, and then gets shot for failure by his boss' pet psycho when he reports back.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:01 pm
by sockwithaticket
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:48 pm George on a hat trick so he's not coming off any time soon (fair enough). Can we give Robson 40, please?
Nah, we definitely need to see more of Youngs/make sure the 26 - 0 lead is safe.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:06 pm
by Hal Jordan
Turnover ball. Best box kick.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:09 pm
by Hal Jordan
I assume there is a press somewhere in Georgia dedicated to stamping out bald, bearded men built like fucking tanks.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING WILLIS OFF YOU STUPID CUNT?!?

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:13 pm
by Sandstorm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:58 pm Dylan Hartley's moustache makes him look like a minor gangster who gets beaten up by the hero twenty minutes into the film after trying to threaten him, and then gets shot for failure by his boss' pet psycho when he reports back.
Jill Douglas cut him off while speaking 3 times.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:14 pm
by Hal Jordan
I appear to be the only person watching this, but that "pass" from Youngs to Slade was high and behind him. 101 caps, richly deserved.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:16 pm
by Oxbow
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:14 pm I appear to be the only person watching this, but that "pass" from Youngs to Slade was high and behind him. 101 caps, richly deserved.
Only 14 more caps and he's the most capped Englishman ever, can't wait for him to get there :thumbup:

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:18 pm
by Hal Jordan
Paul Grayson giving us his extensive knowledge of defending the maul...

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:18 pm
by sockwithaticket
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:14 pm I appear to be the only person watching this, but that "pass" from Youngs to Slade was high and behind him. 101 caps, richly deserved.
I'm keeping an eye on it, but it's just not interesting enough tbh.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:19 pm
by Hal Jordan
sockwithaticket wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:18 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:14 pm I appear to be the only person watching this, but that "pass" from Youngs to Slade was high and behind him. 101 caps, richly deserved.
I'm keeping an eye on it, but it's just not interesting enough tbh.
Beer is helping, plus I can legitimately avoid the kids.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:22 pm
by Sandstorm
Georgia can scrum and ummmm........

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:22 pm
by Hal Jordan
Farrell is a fucking robot. Quick turnover, plenty of men outside him, Georgian defence at sixes and sevens. Kick it to the corner for territory. Jesus wept.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:24 pm
by Sandstorm
33-0
60 mins

Hatrick for Jamie George

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:24 pm
by sockwithaticket
:lol:

George taking the piss with the chip down the wing.


30 points to the good, 20 minutes left against Georgia. If it's not time for Robson, when is?

edit - from my keyboard, to Eddie's ears.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:26 pm
by Hal Jordan
Well done George, Hertford RFC boy done good.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:28 pm
by sockwithaticket
Looks like Dunn might get more then 30 seconds this week.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:33 pm
by Hal Jordan
Sinckler's shoulders appear to be held together with tape.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:33 pm
by Sandstorm
Jesus, this commentary team makes Barnes and Morris sound like Bill McLaren

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:36 pm
by sockwithaticket
Really pleased for Robson. When given the minutes he needs something to show for them to temper Eddie's inclination to make Youngs go more or less the 80.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:37 pm
by Hal Jordan
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:33 pm Jesus, this commentary team makes Barnes and Morris sound like Bill McLaren
Flats is OK but McNamara and Grayson have infested Radio 5 for some time.

Nice try from Robson, quarterback sneak.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:37 pm
by Slick
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:24 pm 33-0
60 mins

Hatrick for Jamie George
Dummy from the base of a ruck to bring up the big 38

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:38 pm
by Slick
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:37 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:33 pm Jesus, this commentary team makes Barnes and Morris sound like Bill McLaren
Flats is OK but McNamara and Grayson have infested Radio 5 for some time.

Nice try from Robson, quarterback sneak.
Where would you say your expectations are at this point?

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:40 pm
by Sandstorm
40-0 ahead and Itoje still celebrates everything like he’s won the RWC. Gotta admire his enthusiasm...

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:43 pm
by Hal Jordan
Slick wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:38 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:37 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:33 pm Jesus, this commentary team makes Barnes and Morris sound like Bill McLaren
Flats is OK but McNamara and Grayson have infested Radio 5 for some time.

Nice try from Robson, quarterback sneak.
Where would you say your expectations are at this point?
Arch commentary on the quality of the players' moustaches.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:44 pm
by Margin__Walker
Can be a lovely player to watch and I know it's wet, but Robson's passing is worse than Youngs'

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:45 pm
by Hal Jordan
Robson fucked a try with that pass.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:46 pm
by ASMO
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:45 pm Robson fucked a try with that pass.
He is still light years better than Youngs who would have kicked it.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:47 pm
by Sandstorm
ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:46 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:45 pm Robson fucked a try with that pass.
He is still light years better than Youngs who would have kicked it.
Robson and Farrell not connecting

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:48 pm
by ASMO
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:47 pm
ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:46 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:45 pm Robson fucked a try with that pass.
He is still light years better than Youngs who would have kicked it.
Robson and Farrell not connecting
Different mindsets, Farrell a creative vaccuum, Robson looking to create.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:48 pm
by Margin__Walker
Bit crap, but not a disaster.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:49 pm
by tc27
Meh.

Hopefully keeping our attacking pattern under weaps.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 4:49 pm
by Hal Jordan
Christ, I've only just realised no. 20 is Curry. I honestly didn't recognise him with that haircut and lack of headstrapping.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:16 pm
by Un Pilier
Nothing positive to say anyone? Pleased to see young Willis start and have a pretty good debut? Genge, Stuart and Launchbury immense? Could understand England’s strategy of taking on Georgia’s strength but a shame it pissed it down when the hard work had been done? Clean sheet? Eddie obviously used that as a development test and to give a few young players opportunities? This is just a whingefest :yawn:

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:37 pm
by JM2K6
Un Pilier wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:16 pm Nothing positive to say anyone? Pleased to see young Willis start and have a pretty good debut? Genge, Stuart and Launchbury immense? Could understand England’s strategy of taking on Georgia’s strength but a shame it pissed it down when the hard work had been done? Clean sheet? Eddie obviously used that as a development test and to give a few young players opportunities? This is just a whingefest :yawn:
It was fucking Georgia and we were insipid, stilted, and very negative. No one deserved "immense".

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:46 pm
by Hal Jordan
I thought the Georgians both gallant and game, and can see why they kick the shit out of the lower tier teams.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:51 pm
by duke
If Eddie has to have Farrell in the side, put him at 12, he sucked out any momentum that we had. That kick when Daly was through 10 metres out was criminal.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:55 pm
by Un Pilier
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:37 pm
Un Pilier wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:16 pm Nothing positive to say anyone? Pleased to see young Willis start and have a pretty good debut? Genge, Stuart and Launchbury immense? Could understand England’s strategy of taking on Georgia’s strength but a shame it pissed it down when the hard work had been done? Clean sheet? Eddie obviously used that as a development test and to give a few young players opportunities? This is just a whingefest :yawn:
It was fucking Georgia and we were insipid, stilted, and very negative. No one deserved "immense".
I don’t disagree it was disappointing on numerous levels, but this was a just a whingefest in my opinion. You know your Rugby ; you must know there were positives and achievements?

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:59 pm
by Un Pilier
duke wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:51 pm If Eddie has to have Farrell in the side, put him at 12, he sucked out any momentum that we had. That kick when Daly was through 10 metres out was criminal.
Yes, Farrell showed very little creativity at 10, and when he did show the odd glimmer his execution was poor.

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:00 pm
by JM2K6
Un Pilier wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:55 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:37 pm
Un Pilier wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:16 pm Nothing positive to say anyone? Pleased to see young Willis start and have a pretty good debut? Genge, Stuart and Launchbury immense? Could understand England’s strategy of taking on Georgia’s strength but a shame it pissed it down when the hard work had been done? Clean sheet? Eddie obviously used that as a development test and to give a few young players opportunities? This is just a whingefest :yawn:
It was fucking Georgia and we were insipid, stilted, and very negative. No one deserved "immense".
I don’t disagree it was disappointing on numerous levels, but this was a just a whingefest in my opinion. You know your Rugby ; you must know there were positives and achievements?
Not really? You have to take the opposition into account. I'd be clutching at straws.