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"Massager". Yes. that's one way to describe it I guess

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tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:54 pm "Massager". Yes. that's one way to describe it I guess

I once had a job whilst travelling in Australia selling hand held body massagers door to door. Also got this reaction

Slick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 27, 2025 9:48 am

tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:54 pm "Massager". Yes. that's one way to describe it I guess

I once had a job whilst travelling in Australia selling hand held body massagers door to door. Also got this reaction

Wtaf

Good morning , I happen to be in your area and noticed your gutters seem blocked - would you be interested in buying a 12 inch veiny monster madam ?

I know times are hard, but are you allowed to sell this sort of thing on Facebook Marketplace? (Sent to me by Mrs Oxbow, all credit to her).

Oxbow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 27, 2025 8:45 pm I know times are hard, but are you allowed to sell this sort of thing on Facebook Marketplace? (Sent to me by Mrs Oxbow, all credit to her).


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Lolz
Reminds me of my old work place that dealt with medical and dental devices , including machines that analyse - some of the product groups got amusingly shortened to ‘Deep cavity anal’ or ‘white anal’ or ‘root anal’ by the limits of the system field length. There were a few BJ69 codes in there too..
Always suspected it was just some IT nerd in SAP making up some weird static data to prevent boredom.

^^^

Winner of Canadian Geographic's best outdoor sport photo of the year.

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This old text needed a Rule One!!!

Niegs wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 5:31 pm This old text needed a Rule One!!!

Those trout chested gingers must have largely emigrated to NZ

A four year old Dan Sheehan with some other bloke -

The Marines have added a critical new document to their distance learning curriculum.




* where I first saw this online, someone rightly asked if it's a colouring book.

It's not a bad layout, but can be read differently.

Niegs wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2025 5:42 pm The Marines have added a critical new document to their distance learning curriculum.




* where I first saw this online, someone rightly asked if it's a colouring book.

My mates in the US Army and Marines always say that the first two marriages don't count

Marriage 1 is anyone as you've just arrived at base from Bumfuck, Idaho and marry the first woman you meet in a bar

Marriage 2 is ALWAYS a stripper/exotic dancer

mat the expat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 12:40 am

Niegs wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2025 5:42 pm The Marines have added a critical new document to their distance learning curriculum.




* where I first saw this online, someone rightly asked if it's a colouring book.

My mates in the US Army and Marines always say that the first two marriages don't count

Marriage 1 is anyone as you've just arrived at base from Bumfuck, Idaho and marry the first woman you meet in a bar

Marriage 2 is ALWAYS a stripper/exotic dancer

Similar applies to the Paras in the UK apparently …

I think Duolingo is getting a bit political!