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Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:18 pm
by I like neeps
30 meters up the pitch ffs

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
The angry lesbian at first five seems really unsure what he wants to do when he gets the ball.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by sefton
Youngs crapped his shorts there.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by Hal Jordan
Advantage over?

Youngs looked 1,000 years old as he made that snipe.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by Kawazaki
sefton wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:13 pm
Kawazaki wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:12 pm Ben Youngs is so slow, he kills everything. They should juice him and use him as an anti-bacterial toilet cleaner.
I’m bored complaining about how he kills our possession.

He just made a break. Didn't have the pace to exploit it but it was a break. Put it in your diary.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by Ovals
Bad miss there from Marcus - should really have done better with that kick

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:20 pm
by Big D
Dumb penalty again. Fagerson Snr is really bad for dumb penalties.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:20 pm
by Crash669
Kawazaki wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm
sefton wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:13 pm
Kawazaki wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:12 pm Ben Youngs is so slow, he kills everything. They should juice him and use him as an anti-bacterial toilet cleaner.
I’m bored complaining about how he kills our possession.

He just made a break. Didn't have the pace to exploit it but it was a break. Put it in your diary.
Another 50 caps guaranteed.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:21 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:19 pm Advantage over?

Youngs looked 1,000 years old as he made that snipe.
He seemed to be running for five minutes and only made 10 metres.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:21 pm
by PCPhil
Tell you what. Much prefer the ITV commentary than BBC. The endless discussions about ref decisions and rules. No one gives a sh1t and most don’t care. Adds to the average viewer confusion. Just comment the game and get on with it.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:21 pm
by Big D
Finn and Graham with top maul defence.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:21 pm
by I like neeps
Off the English players feet O'Keefe.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:22 pm
by sefton
I thought Genge kicked that through.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:22 pm
by Hal Jordan
Is Sinckler playing fly half, he seems to have received the ball more than Smith.

Static.

Five yards from the ruck.

Looking a wall of blue.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:23 pm
by Big D
Stop fucking giving away stupid penalties.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:23 pm
by Blackmac
Big D wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:23 pm Stop fucking giving away stupid penalties.
Same shit, different year

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:24 pm
by sefton
I do hate this rule change when the ball is held up over the line, 5 metre scrums are great.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:24 pm
by Crash669
The Scots have had no ball or territory and are leading because England can't attack.

God I hate Eddie Jones.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:24 pm
by Kawazaki
You know those practice golf balls they used to make, designed for you to hit in your own back garden? They were empty and full of holes and no matter how hard you hit it, the ball would only float forward slowly about 10 yards.

That's a Ben Youngs pass that is.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:25 pm
by PCPhil
When youngs does something quick f’in aimless kick.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:26 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Youngs jumper won’t need washing after this match. It’s very very clean.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:26 pm
by sefton
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:26 pm Youngs jumper won’t need washing after this match. It’s very very clean.
Eddie will say that’s because nobody can lay hands on him.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:27 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
sefton wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:26 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:26 pm Youngs jumper won’t need washing after this match. It’s very very clean.
Eddie will say that’s because nobody can lay hands on him.
To be fair he’s 10 minutes behind everyone else so it’s a valid comment.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:28 pm
by Hal Jordan
IF YOU ARE PICKING A FAST RUNNING 8 PICK PLAYERS WHO CAN KEEP UP TO SUPPORT HIM EITHER IN THE OFFLOAD OR AT THE BREAKDOWN.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:28 pm
by fishfoodie
Crash669 wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:24 pm The Scots have had no ball or territory and are leading because England can't attack.

God I hate Eddie Jones.
It's impressive the way he's destroyed all the panache that Smith brings to the game; in such a short time.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:29 pm
by Blackmac
Russell winding Genge up.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:30 pm
by Blackmac
Christ, how did a 10-7 lead happen

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:30 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Blackmac wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:29 pm Russell winding Genge up.
Breathing winds Genge up.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:31 pm
by Big D
Steve Tandy Scotlands man of the match so far.

Granted England not doing a huge deal but Scotland look as composed in defence under him as I can remember. Although Taylor was a shite D coach.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:31 pm
by Paddington Bear
Ben Youngs will drive me to an early grave

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:32 pm
by Crash669
fishfoodie wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:28 pm
Crash669 wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:24 pm The Scots have had no ball or territory and are leading because England can't attack.

God I hate Eddie Jones.
It's impressive the way he's destroyed all the panache that Smith brings to the game; in such a short time.
It's what I was worried about. Pick attacking players, give them a handbrake at 9 and a gameplan that forbids attacking and then justify dropping them because we lose.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:32 pm
by PCPhil
Paddington Bear wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:31 pm Ben Youngs will drive me to an early grave
Nah. Be slow and late.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:33 pm
by Big D
And stop the goalline drop outs.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:35 pm
by Hal Jordan
England Twitter's half time score picture is...Ben Youngs box kicking.

Fuck Eddie Jones.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:38 pm
by convoluted
Blackmac wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:30 pm Christ, how did a 10-7 lead happen
Exactly.
Wouldn't have picked that pre-game or thru the half.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:38 pm
by Kawazaki
Paddington Bear wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:31 pm Ben Youngs will drive me to an early grave


You're safe, he'd never find a gap as big as a grave.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:42 pm
by Hal Jordan
Kawazaki wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:38 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:31 pm Ben Youngs will drive me to an early grave


You're safe, he'd never find a gap as big as a grave.
He'd miss and put the hearse through the church's stained glass windows.

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:44 pm
by Tattie
Blackmac wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:30 pm Christ, how did a 10-7 lead happen
It didn’t - it’s 10-6

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:46 pm
by Niegs
I hope somebody gifs Gabby’s fire generating hands! :clap:

Edit: Been done!


Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:48 pm
by Blackmac
Youngs with 10 seconds to use the ball