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Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:56 pm
by Brazil
It really is a pointless tournament now.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:06 pm
by Jim Lahey
Ulster's group :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 spankings and a plucky win against a shit Bath side is probably the best case scenario.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:21 pm
by LoveOfTheGame
Pool 1: Saracens, Union Bordeaux-Begles, Bulls, Bristol Bears, Connacht, Lyon

Pool 2: Toulouse, Cardiff, Bath, Racing 92, Harlequins, Ulster

Pool 3: Munster, Aviron Bayonnais, Glasgow Warriors, Exeter Chiefs, Toulon, Northampton Saints

Pool 4: La Rochelle, Leinster, Stade Francais, Leicester Tigers, Stormers, Sale Sharks

So how does this work? You play the other teams in your pool, but not if a team is from the same league? Erm, right? So the Stormers and Leinster won't play, but LaR, SF, Tigers and Sale Sharks. But not all of them? :crazy:

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:21 pm
by assfly
What a ridiculous draw :crazy:

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:18 pm
by Slick
EnergiseR2 wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:10 pm
"Fixtures will be determined using an algorithm which will take into consideration the pool draws, league calendar restrictions, individual club calendar restrictions and broadcast requirements."
Unfuckingbelievable nonsense
Is this real? 😂

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:46 pm
by PornDog
Look, I'm not saying we should guillotine these motherfuckers, but we should definitely chop off their heads!

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:59 pm
by Biffer
EnergiseR2 wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:57 pm Someone was saying they will consult with the top seeds about fixtures :lol: So in Leinsters group they go to Radge and say "Hear Radge you want to travel to SA or not...no?...sound'
Leinster aren't top seed

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:24 pm
by OomStruisbaai
LoveOfTheGame wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:21 pm Pool 1: Saracens, Union Bordeaux-Begles, Bulls, Bristol Bears, Connacht, Lyon

Pool 2: Toulouse, Cardiff, Bath, Racing 92, Harlequins, Ulster

Pool 3: Munster, Aviron Bayonnais, Glasgow Warriors, Exeter Chiefs, Toulon, Northampton Saints

Pool 4: La Rochelle, Leinster, Stade Francais, Leicester Tigers, Stormers, Sale Sharks

So how does this work? You play the other teams in your pool, but not if a team is from the same league? Erm, right? So the Stormers and Leinster won't play, but LaR, SF, Tigers and Sale Sharks. But not all of them? :crazy:
Stormers & Leinster will play LR, SF, Leister Tigers and Sale Sharks.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:32 pm
by SaintK
No wonder Heineken have withdrawn their sponsorship
What a shitshow!!!!

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:04 pm
by sockwithaticket
Fuck me. How hard is it to put all four of last year's semi-finalists in different pools? They're so close to doing it anyway. Just swap Leinster for Connacht or La Rochelle for Bordeaux in Pool 1.


Saracens have an hilariously easy pool as it stands.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:16 pm
by fishfoodie
Slick wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:18 pm
EnergiseR2 wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:10 pm
"Fixtures will be determined using an algorithm which will take into consideration the pool draws, league calendar restrictions, individual club calendar restrictions and broadcast requirements."
Unfuckingbelievable nonsense
Is this real? 😂
I think they need to get that German Octopus from a few years ago, because at least we know Octopii are highly intelligent & wouldn't have fucked up the draw this badly

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:54 pm
by Biffer
fishfoodie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:16 pm
Slick wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:18 pm
EnergiseR2 wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:10 pm

Unfuckingbelievable nonsense
Is this real? 😂
I think they need to get that German Octopus from a few years ago, because at least we know Octopii are highly intelligent & wouldn't have fucked up the draw this badly
The plural of octopus is not octopi. Octopuses or octopodes.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:20 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Actually good for Leinster and Stormers. Two of the non urc teams need to travel to Cape Town the other two to Dublin.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm
by Jim Lahey
Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:40 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Jim Lahey wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.
Don't fear when Kitsie is near.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:14 pm
by Biffer
Jim Lahey wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.
Poor Ulster. Heart bleeds etc.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:35 pm
by fishfoodie
I'll have to practice my scales before the visit of Sarries to the Sportsground.

boo, boo, boo, boo, BOOOOOOO

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:04 am
by Rhubarb & Custard
NFL plays a conference/divisional system, and that's about as good as it gets at making money in the sporting world. So if rugby wants more money it naturally follows they shouldn't have a simple to understand structure that makes sense to rugby fans in Europe. And really it's just a good thing logical fallacies aren't called fallacies for a reason

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2023 8:17 am
by CM11
Jim Lahey wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.
4/6 qualify from each group. You should be able to manage that.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:24 am
by Jim Lahey
CM11 wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 8:17 am
Jim Lahey wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.

4/6 qualify from each group. You should be able to manage that.
Genuinely think its better we come 5th and go into the Parker Pen.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:50 pm
by CM11
Jim Lahey wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:24 am
CM11 wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 8:17 am
Jim Lahey wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:37 pm Ulster are fucked. Even if Mr Algorithim decides we get Racing and Toulouse both at home, and both of their packs all get red carded within the first 5 mins for a series of high tackles on Mike Lowry and we somehow manage to scrape a 6-5 win in both games, the rest of the group get to try and break the tournament points scoring record against Cardiff FFS. And we don't get that pleasure.

I'm out.

4/6 qualify from each group. You should be able to manage that.
Genuinely think its better we come 5th and go into the Parker Pen.
5th goes into Parker Pen?

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:32 pm
by Jim Lahey
CM11 wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:50 pm
Jim Lahey wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:24 am
CM11 wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 8:17 am


4/6 qualify from each group. You should be able to manage that.
Genuinely think its better we come 5th and go into the Parker Pen.
5th goes into Parker Pen?
I think so.
Tbf the thing is that obtuse I might be wrong on that.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 4:34 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Cheetahs and Black Lions are invited to the Challenge Cup

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:33 am
by Torquemada 1420
Brazil wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:56 pm It really is a pointless tournament now.
It's worse than that. It's consuming resources and is actually a detractor from the national comps.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:18 am
by OomStruisbaai
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:33 am
Brazil wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:56 pm It really is a pointless tournament now.
It's worse than that. It's consuming resources and is actually a detractor from the national comps.
You lot are spoiled. SH isn't even close to NH when it come to competitions. I really enjoy the NH competitions. It force us to contract more players and create depth at franchise level. If SARU can get the CC dates right, our rugby will improve a lot. Currently we have three Premier division teams good enough to compete on URC level. For them to setup they need URC homes for their players. Their player movement yearly is a massive challenge.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:20 am
by Jim Lahey
Remember the good old days of Jauzion gliding through gaps and offloading, with Stuart Barnes and Miles Harrison creaming their pants on commentary, or Betsen putting in 40 hits a game in a brutal Biarittz pack with Yachvili bossing behind them, or that absolutely brutal set of back to back games between Leicester and Wasps just after the 03 world cup when Jonno and Dallagio were both out for blood, or the CFs quest for European glory after all those near misses?

What a time to be alive.

Lets remember the good times lads :thumbup:

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm
by JM2K6
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:18 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:33 am
Brazil wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:56 pm It really is a pointless tournament now.
It's worse than that. It's consuming resources and is actually a detractor from the national comps.
You lot are spoiled. SH isn't even close to NH when it come to competitions. I really enjoy the NH competitions. It force us to contract more players and create depth at franchise level. If SARU can get the CC dates right, our rugby will improve a lot. Currently we have three Premier division teams good enough to compete on URC level. For them to setup they need URC homes for their players. Their player movement yearly is a massive challenge.
Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:58 pm
by PornDog
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:18 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:33 am
It's worse than that. It's consuming resources and is actually a detractor from the national comps.
You lot are spoiled. SH isn't even close to NH when it come to competitions. I really enjoy the NH competitions. It force us to contract more players and create depth at franchise level. If SARU can get the CC dates right, our rugby will improve a lot. Currently we have three Premier division teams good enough to compete on URC level. For them to setup they need URC homes for their players. Their player movement yearly is a massive challenge.
Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.
You're complaining about the graffitti adorning the building that's engulfed in flames. I mean its a valid objection, but in terms of the problems this tournament now has that's at the very bottom of the list.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:15 pm
by JM2K6
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:58 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:18 am
You lot are spoiled. SH isn't even close to NH when it come to competitions. I really enjoy the NH competitions. It force us to contract more players and create depth at franchise level. If SARU can get the CC dates right, our rugby will improve a lot. Currently we have three Premier division teams good enough to compete on URC level. For them to setup they need URC homes for their players. Their player movement yearly is a massive challenge.
Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.
You're complaining about the graffitti adorning the building that's engulfed in flames. I mean its a valid objection, but in terms of the problems this tournament now has that's at the very bottom of the list.
I disagree. The fabric of the tournament is damaged by having the SA sides in there. Sports fans can forgive a lot of sins for a tournament heavy on tradition - see the 6N - but the SA presence fucks with that tradition quite dramatically AND adds the farcical nature of those away games.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:00 pm
by OomStruisbaai
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:15 pm
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:58 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm

Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.
You're complaining about the graffitti adorning the building that's engulfed in flames. I mean its a valid objection, but in terms of the problems this tournament now has that's at the very bottom of the list.
I disagree. The fabric of the tournament is damaged by having the SA sides in there. Sports fans can forgive a lot of sins for a tournament heavy on tradition - see the 6N - but the SA presence fucks with that tradition quite dramatically AND adds the farcical nature of those away games.
I thought you lot complain about the format? You sound like the local government blaming apartheid for their own short comings.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:45 pm
by Tichtheid
I've really enjoyed the SA teams in the URC and in the Not-Heine, they bring another dimension to the tournaments. The idea that they play forwards-based ten man rugby is way off the mark.

I'm still not convinced they would add to the 6 Nations in the same way they've added to those competitions, but the genie is out the bottle now, it's a professional sport and what brings in most for all the interested parties is what will drive any further change, and to be honest any objection I have regarding the 6N is down to tradition.

Tradition isn't going to sustain professional rugby.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:00 pm
by PornDog
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:15 pm
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:58 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm

Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.
You're complaining about the graffitti adorning the building that's engulfed in flames. I mean its a valid objection, but in terms of the problems this tournament now has that's at the very bottom of the list.
I disagree. The fabric of the tournament is damaged by having the SA sides in there. Sports fans can forgive a lot of sins for a tournament heavy on tradition - see the 6N - but the SA presence fucks with that tradition quite dramatically AND adds the farcical nature of those away games.
the fabric of the tournament was a pile of torn rags that a homeless drunk would be ashamed to wear BEFORE the SA teams joined.

If we booted the SA teams out tomorrow, the tournament would still be a steaming pile of excrement - where a team really only has to play 3 games of any consequence to become champions of Europe.

I don't disagree with you that it A problem, but it is not THE problem!
Tichtheid wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:45 pm I've really enjoyed the SA teams in the URC and in the Not-Heine, they bring another dimension to the tournaments. The idea that they play forwards-based ten man rugby is way off the mark.

I'm still not convinced they would add to the 6 Nations in the same way they've added to those competitions, but the genie is out the bottle now, it's a professional sport and what brings in most for all the interested parties is what will drive any further change, and to be honest any objection I have regarding the 6N is down to tradition.

Tradition isn't going to sustain professional rugby.
I agree with you on the URC, they've been a breath of fresh air, which has thankfully diluted that vile stench emanating from The Valleys, but I'm kind of with JM on their presence in the Euro comps. They're just kind of shoehorned in there and while the non-European element of them being in European comps is somewhat irksome, the issues around travel are very real. Money talks though.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:11 am
by Torquemada 1420
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:05 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:18 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:33 am
It's worse than that. It's consuming resources and is actually a detractor from the national comps.
You lot are spoiled. SH isn't even close to NH when it come to competitions. I really enjoy the NH competitions. It force us to contract more players and create depth at franchise level. If SARU can get the CC dates right, our rugby will improve a lot. Currently we have three Premier division teams good enough to compete on URC level. For them to setup they need URC homes for their players. Their player movement yearly is a massive challenge.
Yeah and we're annoyed that our competitions have been ruined and are somehow getting even worse. Not helping by the SH meathead teams being parachuted in.
I am on the fence a bit on this. For me, the real damage has been in the format change. The genius of the comp was the inter-national rivalry. You only played teams from other countries in your group and so all the Eng fans could support all the Eng clubs against the Fre etc. Who TF wants to see Brive v Narbonne or Tigers v Barf one week after having played the same team in your own league? I got to go to places I would never have gone from Ebbw Vale to Pests and met fans I would never have encountered.

Clearly, that's not the only change that had made the comp garbage.

I have always said the comp would have been better with 8 x 4 pools (scrap the Mickey Mouse) with no teams from the same country in a pool and only the group winners going through (that would force sides to try and win every pool game). There weren't enough teams to make that happen unless rugby awoke to the possibility of allowing national sides to compete from lower tiers (Spain, Germany. Even Georgia and Romania). The inclusion of the SA sides would address that issue.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am
by JM2K6
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:00 pm I thought you lot complain about the format? You sound like the local government blaming apartheid for their own short comings.
Ah yes a very reasonable comparison by a very normal person. What the fuck
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:00 pm the fabric of the tournament was a pile of torn rags that a homeless drunk would be ashamed to wear BEFORE the SA teams joined.

If we booted the SA teams out tomorrow, the tournament would still be a steaming pile of excrement - where a team really only has to play 3 games of any consequence to become champions of Europe.
The fabric of the tournament is that it's a club-level yearly competition, accessible to travelling fans, with a group stage, a knockout stage, and a final, with European sides competing in it - European sides with a lot of history, a lot of tradition, and the inevitable correlation to the 6 Nations. The history and tradition make up a core part of the tournament. That's the fabric.

The format is fucked, I get that, no argument. But the format can be fixed, and it's only made worse by shoehorning in the Saffer teams. History and tradition are difficult things to recover or replace once you start messing with them. This tournament will never feel anything more than a ridiculously artificial commercial compromise while the Saffers are part of it. Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked. The "home" clubs are getting fucked. It's not a quality argument, I enjoy how good the sides are and I'm sure they'll win the tournament soon, but it'll be completely meaningless. The Crusaders would win it too. So what?

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 12:39 pm
by OomStruisbaai
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:00 pm I thought you lot complain about the format? You sound like the local government blaming apartheid for their own short comings.
Ah yes a very reasonable comparison by a very normal person. What the fuck
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:00 pm the fabric of the tournament was a pile of torn rags that a homeless drunk would be ashamed to wear BEFORE the SA teams joined.

If we booted the SA teams out tomorrow, the tournament would still be a steaming pile of excrement - where a team really only has to play 3 games of any consequence to become champions of Europe.
The fabric of the tournament is that it's a club-level yearly competition, accessible to travelling fans, with a group stage, a knockout stage, and a final, with European sides competing in it - European sides with a lot of history, a lot of tradition, and the inevitable correlation to the 6 Nations. The history and tradition make up a core part of the tournament. That's the fabric.

The format is fucked, I get that, no argument. But the format can be fixed, and it's only made worse by shoehorning in the Saffer teams. History and tradition are difficult things to recover or replace once you start messing with them. This tournament will never feel anything more than a ridiculously artificial commercial compromise while the Saffers are part of it. Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked. The "home" clubs are getting fucked. It's not a quality argument, I enjoy how good the sides are and I'm sure they'll win the tournament soon, but it'll be completely meaningless. The Crusaders would win it too. So what?
Oh I get it. You want to play against the likes of Zebre and the Welsch lot.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:15 pm
by JM2K6
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 12:39 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:00 pm I thought you lot complain about the format? You sound like the local government blaming apartheid for their own short comings.
Ah yes a very reasonable comparison by a very normal person. What the fuck
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:00 pm the fabric of the tournament was a pile of torn rags that a homeless drunk would be ashamed to wear BEFORE the SA teams joined.

If we booted the SA teams out tomorrow, the tournament would still be a steaming pile of excrement - where a team really only has to play 3 games of any consequence to become champions of Europe.
The fabric of the tournament is that it's a club-level yearly competition, accessible to travelling fans, with a group stage, a knockout stage, and a final, with European sides competing in it - European sides with a lot of history, a lot of tradition, and the inevitable correlation to the 6 Nations. The history and tradition make up a core part of the tournament. That's the fabric.

The format is fucked, I get that, no argument. But the format can be fixed, and it's only made worse by shoehorning in the Saffer teams. History and tradition are difficult things to recover or replace once you start messing with them. This tournament will never feel anything more than a ridiculously artificial commercial compromise while the Saffers are part of it. Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked. The "home" clubs are getting fucked. It's not a quality argument, I enjoy how good the sides are and I'm sure they'll win the tournament soon, but it'll be completely meaningless. The Crusaders would win it too. So what?
Oh I get it. You want to play against the likes of Zebre and the Welsch lot.
Yes, I'd rather we played against the Scarlets than the Stormers. Is that meant to be some sort of gotcha? At least it's not a reference to racial subjugation this time.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:23 pm
by OomStruisbaai
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 12:39 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am

Ah yes a very reasonable comparison by a very normal person. What the fuck



The fabric of the tournament is that it's a club-level yearly competition, accessible to travelling fans, with a group stage, a knockout stage, and a final, with European sides competing in it - European sides with a lot of history, a lot of tradition, and the inevitable correlation to the 6 Nations. The history and tradition make up a core part of the tournament. That's the fabric.

The format is fucked, I get that, no argument. But the format can be fixed, and it's only made worse by shoehorning in the Saffer teams. History and tradition are difficult things to recover or replace once you start messing with them. This tournament will never feel anything more than a ridiculously artificial commercial compromise while the Saffers are part of it. Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked. The "home" clubs are getting fucked. It's not a quality argument, I enjoy how good the sides are and I'm sure they'll win the tournament soon, but it'll be completely meaningless. The Crusaders would win it too. So what?
Oh I get it. You want to play against the likes of Zebre and the Welsch lot.
Yes, I'd rather we played against the Scarlets than the Stormers. Is that meant to be some sort of gotcha? At least it's not a reference to racial subjugation this time.
INo Boet, I am not the stupid gotcha type. I tried to give credit to your competitions up north. That's all.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:42 pm
by Jim Lahey
At least you are guaranteed a BP win and a healthy dose to your points difference playing a Welsh side. And its better for the environment than travelling x thousand of miles. Win win.

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:55 pm
by PornDog
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:00 pm I thought you lot complain about the format? You sound like the local government blaming apartheid for their own short comings.
Ah yes a very reasonable comparison by a very normal person. What the fuck
PornDog wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:00 pm the fabric of the tournament was a pile of torn rags that a homeless drunk would be ashamed to wear BEFORE the SA teams joined.

If we booted the SA teams out tomorrow, the tournament would still be a steaming pile of excrement - where a team really only has to play 3 games of any consequence to become champions of Europe.
The fabric of the tournament is that it's a club-level yearly competition, accessible to travelling fans, with a group stage, a knockout stage, and a final, with European sides competing in it - European sides with a lot of history, a lot of tradition, and the inevitable correlation to the 6 Nations. The history and tradition make up a core part of the tournament. That's the fabric.

The format is fucked, I get that, no argument. But the format can be fixed, and it's only made worse by shoehorning in the Saffer teams. History and tradition are difficult things to recover or replace once you start messing with them. This tournament will never feel anything more than a ridiculously artificial commercial compromise while the Saffers are part of it. Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked. The "home" clubs are getting fucked. It's not a quality argument, I enjoy how good the sides are and I'm sure they'll win the tournament soon, but it'll be completely meaningless. The Crusaders would win it too. So what?
While we may be on different pages, at least we're reading the same book and are broadly in agreement.

I guess I'm just so disillusioned with how they've fucked up a truly great competition, I really don't see the difference in giving someone thats already in a coma an additional beating - if that's not too clumsy an analogy.

With regards to the highlighted, I realy don't think it can be fixed, as least not without a sponsor weighing and telling the administrators to stop fucking around and demanding they revert to the old format. With Heineken jumping ship that looks incredibly unlikely. It's a competition in a coma and showing no signs of life, the only thing left to do is pull the plug!

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:57 pm
by Rhubarb & Custard
Jim Lahey wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:42 pm At least you are guaranteed a BP win and a healthy dose to your points difference playing a Welsh side. And its better for the environment than travelling x thousand of miles. Win win.
Even there there's history, the team in the early 2000s was quality, that match against Northampton in 2000 was just superb, and I suppose they played some nice stuff under Pivac, but even if they are a little rubbish now they bring all they've been.

Whereas the Saffer sides bring irrelevance to a European event, and it's a worse idea again if claiming to go green is important. If they happen to bring a lot of money they'll stay, but if the stories of their TV money put them on a par with the fabled Welsh TV monies we can hope their inclusion is short-lived