B&I Lions vs KZN $hark$ match thread

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Wednesday 7 July 2021 NOT at the Sharks Tank but in Ellispark, Johannesburg

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$hark$
1. Khwezi Mona
2. Fez Mbatha
3. Khutha Mchunu
4. Ruben van Heerden
5. Hyron Andrews
6. James Venter
7. Thembelani Bholi
8. Phepsi Buthelezi (c)
9. Jaden Hendrikse
10. Curwin Bosch
11. Thaakir Abrahams
12. Marius Louw
13. Jeremy Ward
14. Werner Kok
15. Manie Libbok

16. Kerron van Vuuren
17. Ntuthuko Mchunu
18. Wiehahn Herbst
19. JJ van der Mescht
20. Reniel Hugo
21. Dylan Richardson
22. Grant Williams
23. Anthony Volmink






BIL Team:

15. Liam Williams (Scarlets, Wales)
14. Anthony Watson (Bath Rugby, England)
13. Elliot Daly (Saracens, England)
12. Bundee Aki (Connacht Rugby, Ireland)
11. Duhan van der Merwe (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
10. Dan Biggar (Northampton Saints, Wales)
9. Gareth Davies (Scarlets, Wales)
1. Mako Vunipola (Saracens, England)
2. Luke Cowan-Dickie (Exeter Chiefs, England)
3. Zander Fagerson (Glasgow Warriors, Scotland)
4. Iain Henderson – Captain (Ulster Rugby, Ireland)
5. Adam Beard (Ospreys, Wales)
6. Josh Navidi (Cardiff Rugby, Wales)
7. Tom Curry (Sale Sharks, England)
8. Sam Simmonds (Exeter Chiefs, England)


Replacements:
16. Ken Owens (Scarlets, Wales)
17. Rory Sutherland (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
18. Tadhg Furlong (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
19. Tadhg Beirne (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
20. Jack Conan (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
21. Conor Murray (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
22. Stuart Hogg (Exeter Chiefs, Scotland)
23. Chris Harris (Gloucester Rugby, Scotland)

Referee: Jaco Peyper (SARU)
Assistant Referee 1: Wayne Barnes (RFU)
Assistant Referee 2: AJ Jacobs (SARU)
TMO: Marius van der Westhuizen (SARU)
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I was very confident the $harks were going to win this.

But now they've brought the match forward an hour, we will most certainly lose.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:07 pm Wednesday 7 July 2021 NOT at the Sharks Tank but in Ellispark, Johannesburg

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Our friends told us it’s been renamed Wuhannesburg.

They are flying in there too in a weeks time. Gulp
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Ymx wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:07 pm Wednesday 7 July 2021 NOT at the Sharks Tank but in Ellispark, Johannesburg

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Our friends told us it’s been renamed Wuhannesburg.

They are flying in there too in a weeks time. Gulp
:oops: Ja I saw that spelling on a name board. The afrikaans name is Bobbejaansburg. " Baboons Burg"
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The $hark$ will probably play against a more English side of the Lions.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:58 pm
Ymx wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:07 pm Wednesday 7 July 2021 NOT at the Sharks Tank but in Ellispark, Johannesburg

Kick off 19h00

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Our friends told us it’s been renamed Wuhannesburg.

They are flying in there too in a weeks time. Gulp
:oops: Ja I saw that spelling on a name board. The afrikaans name is Bobbejaansburg. " Baboons Burg"
Nobody fucking calls it that. Jesus.
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:lol:
Blake wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:06 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:58 pm
Ymx wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:15 pm
Our friends told us it’s been renamed Wuhannesburg.

They are flying in there too in a weeks time. Gulp
:oops: Ja I saw that spelling on a name board. The afrikaans name is Bobbejaansburg. " Baboons Burg"
Nobody fucking calls it that. Jesus.
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FalseBayFC wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:38 pm :lol:
Blake wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:06 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:58 pm

:oops: Ja I saw that spelling on a name board. The afrikaans name is Bobbejaansburg. " Baboons Burg"
Nobody fucking calls it that. Jesus.
:lol:
:spin :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The $hark$ scrum and lineout not as good as our Lions but if they value possession and defend well they might surprise.
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Just send a few big boys down Bosch's channel. Game won.
Springboks, Stormers and WP supporter.
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Would imagine the Lions will be something like:

Vunipola
Cowan Dickie
Fagerson
Beard
Henderson
Navidi
Curry
Simmonds
Davies
Biggar
Watson
Aki
Daly
Van der Merwe
Williams
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Duhan can get a contract from the $hark$ with a decent performance
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Big D wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:12 am Would imagine the Lions will be something like:

Vunipola
Cowan Dickie
Fagerson
Beard
Henderson
Navidi
Curry
Simmonds
Davies
Biggar
Watson
Aki
Daly
Van der Merwe
Williams
Looks weak.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:32 am Duhan can get a contract from the $hark$ with a decent performance
He’s probably getting as much from Worcester as half the Sharks backline added together.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:05 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:32 am Duhan can get a contract from the $hark$ with a decent performance
He’s probably getting as much from Worcester as half the Sharks backline added together.
And still none of them make nearly as much as 5Bar .
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Chilli wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:22 am
Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:05 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:32 am Duhan can get a contract from the $hark$ with a decent performance
He’s probably getting as much from Worcester as half the Sharks backline added together.
And still none of them make nearly as much as 5Bar .
He will follow Boet Akker to the $hark$
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:58 am
Chilli wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:22 am
Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:05 am

He’s probably getting as much from Worcester as half the Sharks backline added together.
And still none of them make nearly as much as 5Bar .
He will follow Boet Akker to the $hark$
I know the Sharks have a history of taking Weepee rejects and turning them into decent players, but I think that, in this case, it's a little beyond us.
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I am worried about what you done to Kolisi
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:00 pm I am worried about what you done to Kolisi
Buy him back
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Sards wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:40 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:00 pm I am worried about what you done to Kolisi
Buy him back
Nah we can't affort his transfer fee. Paid that for Evan Roos
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Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
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Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
Nah I am not on the tet twos. To much sproete. Got it when I duck behind a grit when the devil threw me with kak.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:33 pm
Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
Nah I am not on the tet twos. To much sproete. Got it when I duck behind a grit when the devil threw me with kak.
Genuinely unsure if this is Afrikaans or just shit English.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:33 pm
Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
Nah I am not on the tet twos. To much sproete. Got it when I duck behind a grit when the devil threw me with kak.
Genuinely unsure if this is Afrikaans or just shit English.
Bit of both.
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Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:33 pm
Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
Nah I am not on the tet twos. To much sproete. Got it when I duck behind a grit when the devil threw me with kak.
Genuinely unsure if this is Afrikaans or just shit English.
It's neither, it's 'gemengelde' rubbish.
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:grin: not "gemengelde" should be "gemengde"
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Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:15 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:33 pm
Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm Hey Oom. Where on your body are you getting your new Evan Roos tattoo? Next to the other two?
Nah I am not on the tet twos. To much sproete. Got it when I duck behind a grit when the devil threw me with kak.
Genuinely unsure if this is Afrikaans or just shit English.
Drink 14 double brandy & cokes within 2 hours and then then hit yourself on the head with a piece of kameeldoringhout.
It will all make sense then.
You don't have to add the coke........................................
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:49 pm Nah we can't affort his transfer fee. Paid that for Evan Roos
Was Evan Roos with the Sharks? First I've heard of it. I wish you'd bring these things to our attention earlier.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:35 pm :grin: not "gemengelde" should be "gemengde"
:spin
Nope, "gemengelde" is accurate. A mengsel of Afrikaans and English mangled beyond recognition.
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Jul poeskoppe moet oom se ingels uitlos. Vir n Bolander is hy nie te kak nie.
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assfly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:35 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:49 pm Nah we can't affort his transfer fee. Paid that for Evan Roos
Was Evan Roos with the Sharks? First I've heard of it. I wish you'd bring these things to our attention earlier.
I did but you missed it.
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Blake wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 6:35 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:35 pm :grin: not "gemengelde" should be "gemengde"
:spin
Nope, "gemengelde" is accurate. A mengsel of Afrikaans and English mangled beyond recognition.
Gemengelde is google translate.
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1. Khwezi Mona
2. Fez Mbatha
3. Khutha Mchunu
4. Ruben van Heerden
5. Hyron Andrews
6. James Venter
7. Thembelani Bholi
8. Phepsi Buthelezi (c)
9. Jaden Hendrikse
10. Curwin Bosch
11. Thaakir Abrahams
12. Marius Louw
13. Jeremy Ward
14. Werner Kok
15. Manie Libbok

16. Kerron van Vuuren
17. Ntuthuko Mchunu
18. Wiehahn Herbst
19. JJ van der Mescht
20. Reniel Hugo
21. Dylan Richardson
22. Grant Williams
23. Anthony Volmink
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Feb 2021
https://www.notplanetrugby.com/viewtopi ... start=1800
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:19 am
assfly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:35 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:49 pm Nah we can't affort his transfer fee. Paid that for Evan Roos
Was Evan Roos with the Sharks? First I've heard of it. I wish you'd bring these things to our attention earlier.
I did but you missed it.
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sat Feb 20, 2021 4:51 pm
FalseBayFC wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:04 pm They sent us Evan Roos though so can't complain
He is returning to his WP roots.

Great swop for Kolisi.
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Whoosh :lol:
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BIL Team:

15. Liam Williams (Scarlets, Wales)
14. Anthony Watson (Bath Rugby, England)
13. Elliot Daly (Saracens, England)
12. Bundee Aki (Connacht Rugby, Ireland)
11. Duhan van der Merwe (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
10. Dan Biggar (Northampton Saints, Wales)
9. Gareth Davies (Scarlets, Wales)
1. Mako Vunipola (Saracens, England)
2. Luke Cowan-Dickie (Exeter Chiefs, England)
3. Zander Fagerson (Glasgow Warriors, Scotland)
4. Iain Henderson – Captain (Ulster Rugby, Ireland)
5. Adam Beard (Ospreys, Wales)
6. Josh Navidi (Cardiff Rugby, Wales)
7. Tom Curry (Sale Sharks, England)
8. Sam Simmonds (Exeter Chiefs, England)


Replacements:
16. Ken Owens (Scarlets, Wales)
17. Rory Sutherland (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
18. Tadhg Furlong (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
19. Tadhg Beirne (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
20. Jack Conan (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
21. Conor Murray (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
22. Stuart Hogg (Exeter Chiefs, Scotland)
23. Chris Harris (Gloucester Rugby, Scotland)
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Eish. It's going to be a long evening for the Sharks.
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assfly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:28 am 1. Khwezi Mona
2. Fez Mbatha
3. Khutha Mchunu
4. Ruben van Heerden
5. Hyron Andrews
6. James Venter
7. Thembelani Bholi
8. Phepsi Buthelezi (c)
9. Jaden Hendrikse
10. Curwin Bosch
11. Thaakir Abrahams
12. Marius Louw
13. Jeremy Ward
14. Werner Kok
15. Manie Libbok

16. Kerron van Vuuren
17. Ntuthuko Mchunu
18. Wiehahn Herbst
19. JJ van der Mescht
20. Reniel Hugo
21. Dylan Richardson
22. Grant Williams
23. Anthony Volmink
Ok, a very young side................they should put 30 on anything that the Lions put onto the field.
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assfly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:20 am Eish. It's going to be a long evening for the Sharks.
I think if any of our "provincial" / franchise teams manage to keep the score within 30 points it will be amazing IMO.

They are very weak right now, with the big Bok squad and the player drain to Europe and Japan.

I suspect only the SA A team and the actual Test Teams will pose a challenge.
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Lobby wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:17 am BIL Team:

15. Liam Williams (Scarlets, Wales)
14. Anthony Watson (Bath Rugby, England)
13. Elliot Daly (Saracens, England)
12. Bundee Aki (Connacht Rugby, Ireland)
11. Duhan van der Merwe (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
10. Dan Biggar (Northampton Saints, Wales)
9. Gareth Davies (Scarlets, Wales)
1. Mako Vunipola (Saracens, England)
2. Luke Cowan-Dickie (Exeter Chiefs, England)
3. Zander Fagerson (Glasgow Warriors, Scotland)
4. Iain Henderson – Captain (Ulster Rugby, Ireland)
5. Adam Beard (Ospreys, Wales)
6. Josh Navidi (Cardiff Rugby, Wales)
7. Tom Curry (Sale Sharks, England)
8. Sam Simmonds (Exeter Chiefs, England)


Replacements:
16. Ken Owens (Scarlets, Wales)
17. Rory Sutherland (Worcester Warriors, Scotland)
18. Tadhg Furlong (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
19. Tadhg Beirne (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
20. Jack Conan (Leinster Rugby, Ireland)
21. Conor Murray (Munster Rugby, Ireland)
22. Stuart Hogg (Exeter Chiefs, Scotland)
23. Chris Harris (Gloucester Rugby, Scotland)
Memo to Eddie Jones, Daly selected in what is his best position!
Backrow looks like a fast unit.
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