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average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
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average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:30 pm Boerewors needs to be cooked just right but even a badly cooked boerewors is better than mushy peas.
Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
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FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
assfly wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:34 pm

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
Farcough and woosh. :lol:
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I cook my peas in a microwave
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FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
assfly wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:34 pm

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
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average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
:lol: Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.
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FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am
average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
:lol: Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.
AJ always have a lot to say about everyone, soos die ou tannie in die straat wat almal deur die venster dophou.
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Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:30 am I cook my peas in a microwave
You constantly mock my charcoal oven. This morning Mcains is busy shooting an advert in my wifes shop because of the story she has to tell about taking risks when Covid rocked the world and of course because her shop is awesome and heading for a major upgrade to awesomeness. All this from an idea some years ago to have the perfect braai. It smacks of jealousy dude
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FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am
average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
:lol: Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.
You sound like a whenwee with a British passport. It actually takes some skill to make a heart stopping koeksister, not so much deep frying a fokkon mars bar.
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oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou :grin:
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Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
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assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Colby for a high tackle on VDM
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ASMO wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:02 am oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou :grin:
One of you poms mentioned we were boring and they miss the old Saffas. Chilli decided the only why we could spice (pun intended) things up a bit is to troll you on your cuisine. I guess he thought we had nothing ells as our country is for the most part pretty fucked up right now.
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@ Chilli. Please update your OP with the teams
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assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
8 Kwagga Smith
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ASMO wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:12 am Colby for a high tackle on VDM
I'm going for Eben on Price.
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Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
8 Kwagga Smith
He needs to actually do something to get carded. I'd go with Faf or Itoje. Or perhaps both at the same time.
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I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.
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Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:30 am I cook my peas in a microwave
Fuck off Sards.
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Itoje will get the first red.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.
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Our bom squad is exciting.

16 Malcolm Marx
17 Steven Kitshoff
18 Frans Malherbe
19 Lood De Jager
20 Rynhard Elstadt
21 Hershel Jantjies
22 Elton Jantjies
23 Damian Willemse
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Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:08 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.
They will try and get Eben/Elstadt to do something stupid.
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A Bok loosie, Wyn Jones will stick his his head in the way someone's shoulder at a ruck.

For the BIL it'll be either Itoje, Currie or Lawes, probably on Faf.
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assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Moestert high on Hogg.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town
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Kawazaki wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.
Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes. :thumbdown:
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It would be highly appreciated if the OP could include kickoff times for the various time zones.
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Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Moestert high on Hogg.
It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.
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handyman wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:59 am
Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Moestert high on Hogg.
It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.
I'm using the gaelic spelling.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Sards wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:34 am I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town
Perhaps he should get the first card for blinding the ref.
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sorCrer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:44 am
Kawazaki wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.
Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes. :thumbdown:
Exactly this :oops:
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Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.
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Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:51 pm Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.
He'll get the keys to the city of Gqeberha in that very unlikely event. In fact, I have more chance of winning tomorrow nights 145 million Power ball.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.
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sockwithaticket wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:20 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.
Faf will show him his SA underpants and WC gold medal.
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And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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I presume they have their hands up because they are getting robbed?
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Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:27 pm British winter

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Why don't you show some shots of the corpses of the 200+ people who died last week in that unrest. Prick.
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