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same theme ^

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This made me laugh.
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It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.

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Kiwias wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 2:04 am It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.

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Something similar happened to us when we were teens. Lightning struck the TV tower, travelled down and jumped to an electrical box on the wall (maybe for our water softener?) that blew up and caused the floor of my brother’s bedroom to blast up. Luckily he wasn’t in his room at the time! Blew up the box that turned the tower too which was on the other side of the house from the tower.

With the insurance, dad splurged for a digital satellite dish and scrapped the tower.

Imagine it was like this:

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Kiwias wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 2:04 am It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.

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No lightning conductor?
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Dinsdale Piranha wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:42 pm
No lightning conductor?
I guess not.
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1919 Canadian football, which was still called ‘rugby’ into the thirties and, I think, heeled the ball back to the quarterback (adopted the American style ‘snap’ later than cousins to the south).

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^ :crazy:

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Who does this upset?
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I drink and I forget things.
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Enzedder wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:23 pm Who does this upset?

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He'll be on the job!
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Was at a book sale today and thought I found the essential guide to Kiwi women!

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Enzedder wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:23 pm Who does this upset?

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Surely it should be Repair’s if only for consistency.
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I see a little bit of 'Carter' in this Daniel. Wonder if they're related?

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Shifty-eyed bugger. He looks exactly the type who'd steal your ferret when you weren't looking
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I just now decided to learn what the kids mean by 'yeet'. I'd like to crawl back into my library now. :wtf:
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Guy Smiley wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 3:04 pm Image
Looks more like a baby catapault
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ASMO wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 4:27 pm Looks more like a baby catapault
'Yeet' is one of my favourite 'new' words...

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-a ... nd-history
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
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Guy Smiley wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 8:48 pm
'Yeet' is one of my favourite 'new' words...

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-a ... nd-history
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
I fully accept I've entered the 'grumpy old man' stage of life, but there's a perfectly good word for that: chuck.
verb: chuck

1.
throw (something) carelessly or casually.
"someone chucked a brick through the window"
And I'd say that people have used 'chuck' to emphasize forcefulness as well, but if you want to go with the above definition, then we also have hurl!
verb: hurl

throw (an object) with great force.
"rioters hurled a brick through the windshield of a car"
"Learnings" has seemingly permeated top flight rugby and it causes me continual aggravation hearing it on telly. Again, we already have a word for it: "lesson(s)". But, no, rugby coaches and players are happy to say "We'll take learnings from this game...".
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Yeah…

I yeeted the fuck out of that post Neigs.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 10:56 pm Yeah…

I yeeted the fuck out of that post Neigs.
:lol: I commend you on your newfound learnings!
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This made me laugh.

My boss in France had one of the top left models. In place of the guns and insurgents his was packed with fence posts and wire.

I had a Series 3 109 LandRover pickup.
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This was shared online with: "Looks like Faf has proposed to himself." :lol:

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Niegs wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 9:33 pm
Guy Smiley wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 8:48 pm
'Yeet' is one of my favourite 'new' words...

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-a ... nd-history
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
I fully accept I've entered the 'grumpy old man' stage of life, but there's a perfectly good word for that: chuck.
verb: chuck

1.
throw (something) carelessly or casually.
"someone chucked a brick through the window"
And I'd say that people have used 'chuck' to emphasize forcefulness as well, but if you want to go with the above definition, then we also have hurl!
verb: hurl

throw (an object) with great force.
"rioters hurled a brick through the windshield of a car"
"Learnings" has seemingly permeated top flight rugby and it causes me continual aggravation hearing it on telly. Again, we already have a word for it: "lesson(s)". But, no, rugby coaches and players are happy to say "We'll take learnings from this game...".
I first encountered 'yeet' towards the tail end of my teaching in 2014/15, I was in my mid-20s and it made me feel ancient. I've seen it used in a number of contexts beyond just a substitute for throw, bloody young 'uns can't even codify their new nonsense words.
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Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96

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Enzedder wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96

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Gor blimey mate, would yer adam and eve it!
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Enzedder wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96

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Dancer !

Never mind all the other shite they do to try & reduce obesity; if they spent the same money getting kids involved in dance, they'd probably massively increase general fitness, & instill life long good habits.

You won't find a fitter group of individuals than dancers.
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tabascoboy wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 1:51 pm
Lib Dems extending their reach?
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fishfoodie wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:22 pm
Enzedder wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96

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Dancer !

Never mind all the other shite they do to try & reduce obesity; if they spent the same money getting kids involved in dance, they'd probably massively increase general fitness, & instill life long good habits.

You won't find a fitter group of individuals than dancers.
Also a fantastic advert for drinking and partying to enjoy life. :clap:
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Putin's chess board?
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Many of the comments are good for a wee chuckle too. :grin:

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Probably a gag or a courier who’s been desperate to write this for years, but I still larfed!

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I'm looking into over 40s rugby and had to laugh at this pic on the home town club's site. What's this fella doing!?

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Niegs wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:35 pm I'm looking into over 40s rugby and had to laugh at this pic on the home town club's site. What's this fella doing!?

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Decoy run? :grin:
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