So, coronavirus...

[Biffer]

Latest addition to the wedding plan, book a pub for lunch on the Sunday. Going to do it in stages so they don’t know we are from the same group.

Just unequivocally pulled out of Sunday

Blimey.

Good move on your part. If someone was trying to get my 80 something Mum to go to a wedding they would get a proper earful from me, and that would before I let my sisters loose on them.

[Ted.]

Well the UK government have now gone officially insane. And for the first time “passports”.

Remember they took emergency powers to protect the NHS.

Bed wetters everywhere allowing this.

Lots,of “covid Marshall” jobs for some posters here though.

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

[Biffer]

Well the UK government have now gone officially insane. And for the first time “passports”.

Remember they took emergency powers to protect the NHS.

Bed wetters everywhere allowing this.

Lots,of “covid Marshall” jobs for some posters here though.

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

If you feel you want to know what’s in bimbo’s head, I’d suggest you go and lie down for a while In a darkened room until that feeling goes away.

[Bimbowomxn]

Well the UK government have now gone officially insane. And for the first time “passports”.

Remember they took emergency powers to protect the NHS.

Bed wetters everywhere allowing this.

Lots,of “covid Marshall” jobs for some posters here though.

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

Boris yesterday stated it will be great when we can all start our day with a test. He also mentioned passports for being covid free.

It’s clear what’s in my head if you listen to the referenced press conference.

The idea of testing 66 million people every day for the virus is f ucking lunacy. The idea that we will need to carry our “covid status” with us to operate in society is f ucking lunacy.

[Bimbowomxn]

My brother in law is due to get married in 10 days time.

His wife to be (6 months pregnant) and him have just returned from a holiday to France with 10 mates. They all decided to get a test the day after they got back and have all gone back to work etc with no quarantine. Her mother has just announced she is going to Turkey tomorrow and will have a test when she gets back so all will be OK.

Anyway, they were a bit upset last night at the new restrictions and he came out with a great line “these rules are not really for us anyway”. Just doesn’t get that they can pass it on it seems.

I pointed out that 2 guests were in their 80’s (one with cancer) two 75 (one had a stroke last year) and a couple of others in their 70’s - “the chances we have it are pretty small”

Just arseholes.

What’s wrong with you ? The two old people should shield if they’re worried the rest should carry on with their lives.

[Margin__Walker]

Well getting a Covid test does seem to be a pain in the arse.

I've got what I'm pretty sure is a cold, but do have a continuous cough. Testing website is crashing, but before it did, my only option was to drive 1.5 hours. No home testing kits available and test centres near me (including one 10 minutes walk from my door) all booked up.

[Slick]

My brother in law is due to get married in 10 days time.

His wife to be (6 months pregnant) and him have just returned from a holiday to France with 10 mates. They all decided to get a test the day after they got back and have all gone back to work etc with no quarantine. Her mother has just announced she is going to Turkey tomorrow and will have a test when she gets back so all will be OK.

Anyway, they were a bit upset last night at the new restrictions and he came out with a great line “these rules are not really for us anyway”. Just doesn’t get that they can pass it on it seems.

I pointed out that 2 guests were in their 80’s (one with cancer) two 75 (one had a stroke last year) and a couple of others in their 70’s - “the chances we have it are pretty small”

Just arseholes.

What’s wrong with you ? The two old people should shield if they’re worried the rest should carry on with their lives.

You are an idiot.

[Zig]

You are an idiot.

That's being very kind.

[SaintK]

Well the UK government have now gone officially insane. And for the first time “passports”.

Remember they took emergency powers to protect the NHS.

Bed wetters everywhere allowing this.

Lots,of “covid Marshall” jobs for some posters here though.

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

Boris yesterday stated it will be great when we can all start our day with a test. He also mentioned passports for being covid free.

It’s clear what’s in my head if you listen to the referenced press conference.

The idea of testing 66 million people every day for the virus is f ucking lunacy. The idea that we will need to carry our “covid status” with us to operate in society is f ucking lunacy.

Most things that emanate from the blonde slug's mouth are fucking lunacy, or lies, or both!

[Insane_Homer]

"This is technology that requires further development".

Transport Sec @grantshapps admits there isn't yet a "certified COVID test in the world" that gives results in minutes as the government's 'Operation Moonshot' programme hopes to do.

So Moneyshot(TM) is going to be a £100Bn handout to friends and donors in another failed pie in the sky "project"

[Sandstorm]

My brother in law is due to get married in 10 days time.

His wife to be (6 months pregnant) and him have just returned from a holiday to France with 10 mates. They all decided to get a test the day after they got back and have all gone back to work etc with no quarantine. Her mother has just announced she is going to Turkey tomorrow and will have a test when she gets back so all will be OK.

Anyway, they were a bit upset last night at the new restrictions and he came out with a great line “these rules are not really for us anyway”. Just doesn’t get that they can pass it on it seems.

I pointed out that 2 guests were in their 80’s (one with cancer) two 75 (one had a stroke last year) and a couple of others in their 70’s - “the chances we have it are pretty small”

Just arseholes.

Ask them to share the Zoom link for their mass funeral in mid-October.

[Insane_Homer]

New Covid Marshall spotted in the wild (which probably explains his recent AWOL behaviour )

[Slick]

My brother in law is due to get married in 10 days time.

His wife to be (6 months pregnant) and him have just returned from a holiday to France with 10 mates. They all decided to get a test the day after they got back and have all gone back to work etc with no quarantine. Her mother has just announced she is going to Turkey tomorrow and will have a test when she gets back so all will be OK.

Anyway, they were a bit upset last night at the new restrictions and he came out with a great line “these rules are not really for us anyway”. Just doesn’t get that they can pass it on it seems.

I pointed out that 2 guests were in their 80’s (one with cancer) two 75 (one had a stroke last year) and a couple of others in their 70’s - “the chances we have it are pretty small”

Just arseholes.

Ask them to share the Zoom link for their mass funeral in mid-October.

Too late, I've just told them to get on with their lives

[Ted.]

Well the UK government have now gone officially insane. And for the first time “passports”.

Remember they took emergency powers to protect the NHS.

Bed wetters everywhere allowing this.

Lots,of “covid Marshall” jobs for some posters here though.

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

Boris yesterday stated it will be great when we can all start our day with a test. He also mentioned passports for being covid free.

It’s clear what’s in my head if you listen to the referenced press conference.

The idea of testing 66 million people every day for the virus is f ucking lunacy. The idea that we will need to carry our “covid status” with us to operate in society is f ucking lunacy.

Cheers for the info.

What referenced press conference, or alternatively, where did you reference it?

And yes, it seems like a covid-free passport is a tad silly without having any way of constantly and consistently proving that status. Perhaps once an affective vaccine is available, to enable the anti's to be segregated out and kept away from anyone that can't be vaccinated.

[SaintK]

New Covid Marshall spotted in the wild (which probably explains his recent AWOL behaviour )

Aaaaah! Him is it?

[Sandstorm]

New Covid Marshall spotted in the wild (which probably explains his recent AWOL behaviour )

Aaaaah! Him is it?

Fat cnut won't survive the virus anyway.

[SaintK]

For the few of us who are not rattling around in your mind nor reside in your local bubble, would you be able to you explain what you are talking about? For instance, what sort of passports and why are they bad?

Boris yesterday stated it will be great when we can all start our day with a test. He also mentioned passports for being covid free.

It’s clear what’s in my head if you listen to the referenced press conference.

The idea of testing 66 million people every day for the virus is f ucking lunacy. The idea that we will need to carry our “covid status” with us to operate in society is f ucking lunacy.

Cheers for the info.

What referenced press conference, or alternatively, where did you reference it?

And yes, it seems like a covid-free passport is a tad silly without having any way of constantly and consistently proving that status. Perhaps once an affective vaccine is available, to enable the anti's to be segregated out and kept away from anyone that can't be vaccinated.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020 ... pers-show
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54097050

[Sandstorm]

Based on Boris' statements this week, I think there's strong evidence that Covid also fcuks up your brain.

[fishfoodie]

Based on Boris' statements this week, I think there's strong evidence that Covid also fcuks up your brain.

Longitudinal analysis shows no significant decline; this is his "normal"

Spaffing money against the wall, corrupt relationships with buddies; constant, & deliberate ignoring of warning from experts; all SOP

[Sandstorm]

Based on Boris' statements this week, I think there's strong evidence that Covid also fcuks up your brain.

Longitudinal analysis shows no significant decline; this is his "normal"

Spaffing money against the wall, corrupt relationships with buddies; constant, & deliberate ignoring of warning from experts; all SOP

True

[Un Pilier]

The thing that struck me most about the “briefing” was that it’s first objective was to simplify core messages, and at the outset that was looking as if it was going to be achieved, thanks mainly to Chris Whitty. Boris added a soupçon of potential confusion along the way, particularly with speculative stuff about the “moonshot” (wtf!). Then the questions, or more pertinently the answers. 90 percent bumbling waffle that undid much of the earlier good work. Appalling. Infuriating.

[Bimbowomxn]

My brother in law is due to get married in 10 days time.

His wife to be (6 months pregnant) and him have just returned from a holiday to France with 10 mates. They all decided to get a test the day after they got back and have all gone back to work etc with no quarantine. Her mother has just announced she is going to Turkey tomorrow and will have a test when she gets back so all will be OK.

Anyway, they were a bit upset last night at the new restrictions and he came out with a great line “these rules are not really for us anyway”. Just doesn’t get that they can pass it on it seems.

I pointed out that 2 guests were in their 80’s (one with cancer) two 75 (one had a stroke last year) and a couple of others in their 70’s - “the chances we have it are pretty small”

Just arseholes.

What’s wrong with you ? The two old people should shield if they’re worried the rest should carry on with their lives.

You are an idiot.

And you’ve no understanding of basic statistics and even what social distancing is.

[Bimbowomxn]

I do like the most obvious Covid Marshall candidate posting stuff about others though.

[Bimbowomxn]

The thing that struck me most about the “briefing” was that it’s first objective was to simplify core messages, and at the outset that was looking as if it was going to be achieved, thanks mainly to Chris Whitty. Boris added a soupçon of potential confusion along the way, particularly with speculative stuff about the “moonshot” (wtf!). Then the questions, or more pertinently the answers. 90 percent bumbling waffle that undid much of the earlier good work. Appalling. Infuriating.

Boris was appalling.

Whitty has clearly gone mad as well though.

[Slick]

What’s wrong with you ? The two old people should shield if they’re worried the rest should carry on with their lives.

You are an idiot.

And you’ve no understanding of basic statistics and even what social distancing is.

Have you been banned from PR again or are you bouncing between boreds looking for attention?

[ASMO]

New Covid Marshall spotted in the wild (which probably explains his recent AWOL behaviour )

Aaaaah! Him is it?

Fat cnut won't survive the virus anyway.

Don't worry, he has a deputy

[Biffer]

You are an idiot.

And you’ve no understanding of basic statistics and even what social distancing is.

Have you been banned from PR again or are you bouncing between boreds looking for attention?

He’s always looking for attention. He thinks his trolling is funny, sitting at home alone. He won’t catch it as he’s permanently home alone and he doesn’t actually care if other people die, he thinks that’s funny too.

Thankfully I only see his idiocy now when other people reply to him. I’d generally rather they didn’t as he wanders away if you don’t engage with him.

[.OverThere]

Will they be giving Sambuca shots with the moon one's?

[Bimbowomxn]

And you’ve no understanding of basic statistics and even what social distancing is.

Have you been banned from PR again or are you bouncing between boreds looking for attention?

He’s always looking for attention. He thinks his trolling is funny, sitting at home alone. He won’t catch it as he’s permanently home alone and he doesn’t actually care if other people die, he thinks that’s funny too.

Thankfully I only see his idiocy now when other people reply to him. I’d generally rather they didn’t as he wanders away if you don’t engage with him.

You know absolutely nothing about me ..... because I disagree with you, doesn’t mean I’m “trolling “ , it means I disagree.

You followed me about for weeks trying to bully me off the bored. And now you attempt the high ground.

Oh, and Slick, just shield the old and the sick and have the bloody wedding you bed wetters.

[Slick]

Oh, and Slick, just shield the old and the sick and have the bloody wedding you bed wetters.

Look, idiot, this may come as a surprise as you spend your life glued to a phone on chat forums, but it also has wider implications. Like we now can't go an see my mum, who we haven't seen for weeks, as planned because the cunts arn't following advice. Not to mention the fact that cunts not following advice is why the government is now retreating on the freedoms you want. Outside of your really odd little bubble, actions have consequences.

[Slick]

And stop following me around on threads you fucking weirdo.

[Bimbowomxn]

Oh, and Slick, just shield the old and the sick and have the bloody wedding you bed wetters.

Look, idiot, this may come as a surprise as you spend your life glued to a phone on chat forums, but it also has wider implications. Like we now can't go an see my mum, who we haven't seen for weeks, as planned because the cunts arn't following advice. Not to mention the fact that cunts not following advice is why the government is now retreating on the freedoms you want. Outside of your really odd little bubble, actions have consequences.

Stop it, be sensible and visit who you bloody want. Stop blaming others for your own lack of understanding.....

There is literally NOTHING stopping you visiting your mother.

You know nothing about where I live etc, stop it. I’ll post as I see fit.

I’ll try to ignore your idiotic post and musings.

[Bimbowomxn]

And stop following me around on threads you fucking weirdo.

Maybe you can add me to your “lists” with the neighbours....

[Bimbowomxn]

And stop following me around on threads you fucking weirdo.

Maybe you can add me to your “lists” with the neighbours....

The same person who before they went on holiday was compaining that we would see another rise in infections because of pubs opening of course. A fellow idiot from the Bimbo playbook.

It would also help if you don’t post lies about me all the time .

[Sandstorm]

There is literally NOTHING stopping you visiting your mother.

It's always literal with you. Zero subtlety or nuance.

[Bimbowomxn]

There is literally NOTHING stopping you visiting your mother.

It's always literal with you. Zero subtlety or nuance.

In the case of visiting his mother the nuance could be sitting in the garden or some such.

You get the Marshall job yet sandy?

[Slick]

And stop following me around on threads you fucking weirdo.

Maybe you can add me to your “lists” with the neighbours....

Such an odd chap.

[Slick]

And stop following me around on threads you fucking weirdo.

Maybe you can add me to your “lists” with the neighbours....

The same person who before they went on holiday was compaining that we would see another rise in infections because of pubs opening of course. A fellow idiot from the Bimbo playbook.

It would also help if you don’t post lies about me all the time .

It annoys you so much that no one will engage you on the Scottish threads

[Sandstorm]

You get the Marshall job yet sandy?

Didn't realise they were advertising. Pay well?

[Slick]

You get the Marshall job yet sandy?

Didn't realise they were advertising. Pay well?

If he can't do it from his sofa he's not interested