The Pope goooooone............

[SaintK]

.......................according to breaking news!
Can't be related to the visit he had from JD Vance last week surely?

[Guy Smiley]

Fuck,

he's three days late

[ASMO]

FHHD.....and never was there a more heartfelt sentiment.

[Guy Smiley]

Can confirm...

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/pop ... /2sp5swyej

Pope Francis, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died aged 88.

Cardinal Kevin Farrell announced the death on the Vactican's TV channel, saying: "Dear brothers and sisters, it is with profound sadness I must announce the death of our Holy Father Francis.

"At 7:35 this morning the Bishop of Rome, Francis, returned to the house of the Father."

[Thor Sedan]

Met JD Vance and realized there was no hope for mankind - so he dipped.

Seemed like a decent man - shameful institution though.

[Slick]

Met JD Vance and realized there was no hope for mankind - so he dipped.

Seemed like a decent man - shameful institution though.

I thought he had blanked JD?

[Thor Sedan]

Met JD Vance and realized there was no hope for mankind - so he dipped.

Seemed like a decent man - shameful institution though.

I thought he had blanked JD?

Nah - gave him a tie, some rosary's and tried a exorcism.

[Uncle fester]

I believe the queen's last visitor was Liz Truss.
We need to limit old people's exposure to really stupid people.

[Guy Smiley]

I believe the queen's last visitor was Liz Truss.
We need to limit old people's exposure to really stupid people.

I'm doing my best at work but every time we make something idiot proof, they send down a better idiot.

[Gumboot]

Oh dear how sad never mind.

[sockwithaticket]

Met JD Vance and realized there was no hope for mankind - so he dipped.

Seemed like a decent man - shameful institution though.

I thought he had blanked JD?

He did, but the next day, Vance managed to find him. It was not, apparently, a planned meet.

[sockwithaticket]

As Popes go, he was one of the less objectionable. Hopefully his successor doesn't walk back the baby steps made towards progress.

[sturginho]

I believe the queen's last visitor was Liz Truss.
We need to limit old people's exposure to really stupid people.

Pope killer Vance is meeting Modi today, I hope Modi has taken precautions

[tabascoboy]

[Guy Smiley]

https://shop.newsthump.com/product/race ... galPopeTee

[Sandstorm]

https://shop.newsthump.com/product/race ... galPopeTee

[Enzedder]

Is this him trying to register here already?

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[Biffer]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

[Rhubarb & Custard]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

[Yeeb]

https://shop.newsthump.com/product/race ... galPopeTee

Bit wary of Irish priests asking how hard something is tbf

[Biffer]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

[dpedin]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

JD Vance will have the inside info ... or should we now say 'Chief' Bishop JD Vance ... I expect a rapid escalation (purchase) of his status in the church. Who is going to explain to Trump and his facist mob the difference between Doge and DOGE?

The funeral should be fun. Trump will see it as an opportunity to show off and be the 'big man' in public and is going to get pissed off if he doesn't get front and centre seats at the Funeral, which he won't. This funeral is going to be a shitfest of sad old men trying to piss higher up the lamppost than other sad old men. I hope Pope Francis has left explicit instructions about how he wants his funeral to be run, he didn't have any time nor respect for these vainglorious bastards and I cant see him wanting them to use his passing as an opportunity to strut around on a world stage like desperate impotent peacocks - hope he will put them in his place from beyond the grave.

[Rhubarb & Custard]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

He may have a serious job, bt he's not a serious person. There's a reason he talks about the Fed chair being a total loser

But I would now favour an African pope having not thought about it before, maybe they can even ask for the black smoke to be the confirmatory signal in such event. Granted that may also deliver someone way more conservative than I'd like, so swings and roundabouts

[Hal Jordan]

My Pope related Wikipedia delving has led me to the Cadaver Synod. Seriously, what on Earth were they up to in the 9th century?

[Uncle fester]

My Pope related Wikipedia delving has led me to the Cadaver Synod. Seriously, what on Earth were they up to in the 9th century?

Check out the dead popes on public display in the Vatican.
The catacombs underneath are fascinating.

[fishfoodie]

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

He may have a serious job, bt he's not a serious person. There's a reason he talks about the Fed chair being a total loser

But I would now favour an African pope having not thought about it before, maybe they can even ask for the black smoke to be the confirmatory signal in such event. Granted that may also deliver someone way more conservative than I'd like, so swings and roundabouts

Isn't a black Pope one of the signs of the, "Apocalypse" ?

Not that I am anti the idea, just that the religious wack jobs are already in full froth mode, so the last thing they need is more bullshit "signs" that it's End Of Days...

[Sandstorm]

Pope Souleyman from Ghana has a nice ring to it.

[sockwithaticket]

he wants to ban the black smoke? partly for contempt shown to white smoke but it also speaks poorly to clean coal

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

He may have a serious job, bt he's not a serious person. There's a reason he talks about the Fed chair being a total loser

But I would now favour an African pope having not thought about it before, maybe they can even ask for the black smoke to be the confirmatory signal in such event. Granted that may also deliver someone way more conservative than I'd like, so swings and roundabouts

Cardinal Robert Sarah, for example.

[Gumboot]

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

Many people are calling it a total disgrace. Nobody's done more for Catholicism than Trump's America. The king did them a yuge favour by stacking the Supreme Court with corrupt fundy loons who overturned abortion rights, but didn't get a word of thanks from Frank. So ungrateful. Every conclave so far has been totally rigged. The Holy See is a cesspool of radical extreme left-wing deep-state Trump haters. It's so unfair.

[Guy Smiley]

[Rhubarb & Custard]

More seriously, I bet he tries to make some kind of public message about the type of pope they should elect, or a 'why not an American pope?' or some such cuntery

He may have a serious job, bt he's not a serious person. There's a reason he talks about the Fed chair being a total loser

But I would now favour an African pope having not thought about it before, maybe they can even ask for the black smoke to be the confirmatory signal in such event. Granted that may also deliver someone way more conservative than I'd like, so swings and roundabouts

Cardinal Robert Sarah, for example.

Bob sounds dangerously trans

[Old Fallopian]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/ar ... -79mrhp88t

Cardinal Farrell: meet the Catholic Church’s most powerful man

I guarantee tehrefore that Owen will be the next Pope and that Itoje will be named Patriarch of Constantinople.

[Hal Jordan]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/ar ... -79mrhp88t

Cardinal Farrell: meet the Catholic Church’s most powerful man

I guarantee tehrefore that Owen will be the next Pope and that Itoje will be named Patriarch of Constantinople.

The Walrus would drown in his own ejaculate.

[Uncle fester]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/ar ... -79mrhp88t

Cardinal Farrell: meet the Catholic Church’s most powerful man

I guarantee tehrefore that Owen will be the next Pope and that Itoje will be named Patriarch of Constantinople.

The Walrus would drown in his own ejaculate.

A non paywalled link.
https://archive.ph/Lqvmp

[Hal Jordan]

Sorry, but Pope Owen is the Antichrist, the true Pope is Pope Marcus, and we're moving the lot to Twickenham.

[Slick]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/ar ... -79mrhp88t

Cardinal Farrell: meet the Catholic Church’s most powerful man

I guarantee tehrefore that Owen will be the next Pope and that Itoje will be named Patriarch of Constantinople.

The Walrus would drown in his own ejaculate.

A non paywalled link.
https://archive.ph/Lqvmp

You'd struggle to find someone that looks more like a wrong 'un

[Rhubarb & Custard]

Sorry, but Pope Owen is the Antichrist, the true Pope is Pope Marcus, and we're moving the lot to Twickenham.

I know we've let down a lot of children but is moving a bucket load more priests into an area not simply too appalling to contemplate?

[Biffer]

Sorry, but Pope Owen is the Antichrist, the true Pope is Pope Marcus, and we're moving the lot to Twickenham.

We calvinists will stick with Moderator of the GeneralAssembly Russell, thanks.

[Sandstorm]

Archbishop Ox "Tutu" Nche' is ready to step up, he's even got the Pope's wave in the kit bag already.

[Slick]

I'm sure we're all awaiting Trump's input to the papal election with bated breath.

He did it, he got his picture inside St Peter’s Basilica with Zelensky