The Springboks vs British & Irish Lions 1st Test Thread

[FalseBayFC]

Boerewors needs to be cooked just right but even a badly cooked boerewors is better than mushy peas.

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

[sorCrer]

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

Farcough and woosh.

[Sandstorm]

I cook my peas in a microwave

[average joe]

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

[FalseBayFC]

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

[handyman]

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

AJ always have a lot to say about everyone, soos die ou tannie in die straat wat almal deur die venster dophou.

[Sards]

I cook my peas in a microwave

You constantly mock my charcoal oven. This morning Mcains is busy shooting an advert in my wifes shop because of the story she has to tell about taking risks when Covid rocked the world and of course because her shop is awesome and heading for a major upgrade to awesomeness. All this from an idea some years ago to have the perfect braai. It smacks of jealousy dude

[average joe]

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

You sound like a whenwee with a British passport. It actually takes some skill to make a heart stopping koeksister, not so much deep frying a fokkon mars bar.

[ASMO]

oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou

[assfly]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

[ASMO]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Colby for a high tackle on VDM

[average joe]

oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou

One of you poms mentioned we were boring and they miss the old Saffas. Chilli decided the only why we could spice (pun intended) things up a bit is to troll you on your cuisine. I guess he thought we had nothing ells as our country is for the most part pretty fucked up right now.

[Sandstorm]

@ Chilli. Please update your OP with the teams

[Sandstorm]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

8 Kwagga Smith

[assfly]

Colby for a high tackle on VDM

I'm going for Eben on Price.

[average joe]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

8 Kwagga Smith

He needs to actually do something to get carded. I'd go with Faf or Itoje. Or perhaps both at the same time.

[Kawazaki]

I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.

[Chilli]

I cook my peas in a microwave

Fuck off Sards.

[OomStruisbaai]

Itoje will get the first red.

[Chilli]

Itoje will get the first red.

Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.

[OomStruisbaai]

Our bom squad is exciting.

16 Malcolm Marx
17 Steven Kitshoff
18 Frans Malherbe
19 Lood De Jager
20 Rynhard Elstadt
21 Hershel Jantjies
22 Elton Jantjies
23 Damian Willemse

[OomStruisbaai]

Itoje will get the first red.

Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.

They will try and get Eben/Elstadt to do something stupid.

[dkm57]

A Bok loosie, Wyn Jones will stick his his head in the way someone's shoulder at a ruck.

For the BIL it'll be either Itoje, Currie or Lawes, probably on Faf.

[Biffer]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Moestert high on Hogg.

[Sards]

I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town

[sorCrer]

I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.

Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes.

[Kiwias]

It would be highly appreciated if the OP could include kickoff times for the various time zones.

[handyman]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Moestert high on Hogg.

It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.

[Biffer]

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Moestert high on Hogg.

It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.

I'm using the gaelic spelling.

[average joe]

I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town

Perhaps he should get the first card for blinding the ref.

[boere wors]

I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.

Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes.

Exactly this

[Chilli]

Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.

[sorCrer]

Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.

He'll get the keys to the city of Gqeberha in that very unlikely event. In fact, I have more chance of winning tomorrow nights 145 million Power ball.

[sorCrer]

Gatland's an idjit...

https://www.news24.com/sport/rugby/brit ... o-20210722

[sockwithaticket]

Itoje will get the first red.

Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.

[OomStruisbaai]

Itoje will get the first red.

Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.

Faf will show him his SA underpants and WC gold medal.

[Chilli]

South African Summer



VS

British & Irish Summer

[Biffer]

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[Slick]

I presume they have their hands up because they are getting robbed?

[FalseBayFC]

British winter



South African winter

Why don't you show some shots of the corpses of the 200+ people who died last week in that unrest. Prick.