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by NeilOJism
Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:48 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Death List 2022
Replies: 24
Views: 1549

Re: The Death List 2022

He was brilliant on UC. Humble and unassuming unlike Paxman. I cannot believe that Paul Gascoigne has outlived him. :oops: I cannot believe that, despite a burning ambition since the age of 13 to be on UC, my university years were 1987-1994... UC with Bamber G was on ITV until 1987.. ..and on the b...
by NeilOJism
Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:23 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Death List 2022
Replies: 24
Views: 1549

Re: The Death List 2022

Bamber Gascoigne sadly departed. https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/feb/08/bamber-gascoigne-former-university-challenge-quizmaster-dies-at-87 He was brilliant on UC. Humble and unassuming unlike Paxman. I cannot believe that Paul Gascoigne has outlived him. :oops: I cannot believe that, ...
by NeilOJism
Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:52 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Calcutta Cup match thread
Replies: 644
Views: 20617

Re: Calcutta Cup match thread

Shamelessly cross-posted from t’other place: Yep, congrats sweeties (think I’ll stick with typo!( HTF did we lose that?? Some promising signs from the lads, though - we need some midfield heft, a SpaceX jobbie strapped to Ben Youngs, Lawes and Launchbug back (and an uncrocked and in-form Sam Underhi...
by NeilOJism
Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:46 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 6N predictions
Replies: 208
Views: 9213

Re: 6N predictions

Bogpigs by 4
Pigdogs by 9
Frogs by 16
by NeilOJism
Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:07 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Unusual Maps Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 13338

Re: The Unusual Maps Thread

Isn’t Barsetshire of Archers fame supposed to be nearer Worcestershire than Hampshire, or am I imagining that factoid from the prole characters’ brummie / wezcunree hybrid burr..? Borchester is Archers - shows up in Worcestershire along with Ambridge (/Archers geek mode). I think Barsetshire is lin...
by NeilOJism
Thu Jan 27, 2022 7:04 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Unusual Maps Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 13338

Re: The Unusual Maps Thread

Isn’t Barsetshire of Archers fame supposed to be nearer Worcestershire than Hampshire, or am I imagining that factoid from the prole characters’ brummie / wezcunree hybrid burr..?
by NeilOJism
Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:39 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: European Rugby Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 39401

Re: European Rugby Thread

Just seen a reference to Sam Underhill coming back from injury against Leinster on Saturday. The BBC article says he’s coming back after more than a month out . He was injured on 26 December against Gloucester……. Effing Beeb is getting worse I swear! Their rugby coverage hasn't been great for a whi...
by NeilOJism
Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:44 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: I would have no hesitation on pulling the trigger on these c*nts
Replies: 77
Views: 3596

Re: I would have no hesitation on pulling the trigger on these c*nts

Slick wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:09 pm Can't even read this thread without welling up... out.
Yep. And there’s no fucking way I’m watching that video.
by NeilOJism
Tue Nov 23, 2021 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: White privilege and other matters
Replies: 566
Views: 19856

Re: White privilege and other matters

Rinkals wrote: Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:56 am
NeilOJism wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:47 pm
Rinkals wrote: Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:22 am Just as a point of order, the crossing of State lines is a bit of a red heron.
Fuck the snoresome to and fro over this, this made me :lol:
It's a boredism.

I didn't think it up myself.
Ok, cool; didn’t know that. Sorry, Rinks - it didn’t seem an inconsistent solecism, put it that way.
by NeilOJism
Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:47 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: White privilege and other matters
Replies: 566
Views: 19856

Re: White privilege and other matters

Rinkals wrote: Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:22 am Just as a point of order, the crossing of State lines is a bit of a red heron.
Fuck the snoresome to and fro over this, this made me :lol:
by NeilOJism
Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:17 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: EOYT Pt 4: 1pm Sco v Jap, Ita v Uru | 3.15pm Eng v SA | 5.30p Wal v Aus | 8p Fra v NZ | Sun 2.15p Ire v Arg
Replies: 839
Views: 17460

Re: EOYT Pt 4: 1pm Sco v Jap, Ita v Uru | 3.15pm Eng v SA | 5.30p Wal v Aus | 8p Fra v NZ | Sun 2.15p Ire v Arg

Something like “fucking scumbag move - you knew exactly what you were doing. Begorrah. Bejaysus”.

I might have imagined the last bit
by NeilOJism
Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:03 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?
Replies: 867
Views: 29226

Re: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?

I've changed my mind. The oke is a tosser. Check out his latest tweet. https://twitter.com/RassieRugby/status/1461677352216416259?s=20 A rugby genius can't enjoy a pint of plain now? The fact is the English don't like us (the Commonwealth countries they hammer on and on about are the majority white...
by NeilOJism
Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:01 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?
Replies: 867
Views: 29226

Re: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?

Perhaps. But this is where World Rugby have missed an opportunity to address sub-standard refereeing. It was a poor performance from all match officials on that day - by their own admission. What has been done to address this? Make them completely untouchable from criticism. That’s what they do in ...
by NeilOJism
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:53 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?
Replies: 867
Views: 29226

Re: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?

If you were a ref would you want what's happening to Berry to happen to you? Don't forget, Erasmus released this video after Berry responded in full to his request anyway. Yep; that's the part that grinds my gears. I was pretty deep in Rassie's camp up until all this evidence got exposed that contr...
by NeilOJism
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:41 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: EOYT Pt 4: 1pm Sco v Jap, Ita v Uru | 3.15pm Eng v SA | 5.30p Wal v Aus | 8p Fra v NZ | Sun 2.15p Ire v Arg
Replies: 839
Views: 17460

Re: EOYT Pt 4: 1pm Sco v Jap, Ita v Uru | 3.15pm Eng v SA | 5.30p Wal v Aus | 8p Fra v NZ | Sun 2.15p Ire v Arg

Well I’ve never wanted England to win a test match as much as this one before Crossing my fingers it’s to a last minute horrendous reffing decision You do realise that the Springbok supporters will call for a boycott of all further Springbok involvement this year.......if it comes to that Kak man. ...
by NeilOJism
Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:17 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?
Replies: 867
Views: 29226

Re: When do World Rugby string up Rassie Erasmus?

Please excuse the poor form of quoting some gobshite from The Other Place, but I, er... he had this to say, and HE can’t be arsed to type it all out again... ————— At school we had a common theme distilled into us: 1. The referee is always right 2. If the referee makes a mistake refer to point 1. Mo...
by NeilOJism
Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:36 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

This is the only thing that I know about the Queen. https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/117444951_10158449968189061_3364584786808327731_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=X6WvuissDh4AX_865yl&tn=j2f3KmiGvXt_5mCI&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=f02ae840...
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 17, 2021 8:10 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

Is Betty also as thick as fuck? Or maybe Prince Philip was? You don't get to be born as thick as fuck unless one parent, usually both, share the condition. Random mutations of the genotype, innit? Having engaged all 3 professionally, Liz & Phil (and I’m no rabid monarchist - she used to look at...
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:35 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

No arguments here, petal
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:13 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

Actually, the best argument I can think of for the current monarch’s value is.... could you imagine Prime Minister Trump?? Admittedly, he’d fück a Corgi, wipe his dick on a Beefeater and generally be a disaster the moment he set foot in the Palace for his weeklies, but I reckon 1:1 Liz would twist h...
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:05 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

I'm not a monarchist by any means, but having the correcting influence of an apolitical monarch seems a useful feature to retain - avoids the adversarial contention between parties and also doesn't need to play to the voters. Depends upon the monarch, of course. Nail on head. Something unelected ha...
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:46 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it
Replies: 144
Views: 4781

Re: Queen may be a gonner already, or very close to it

Well, she sort of does to a limited extent - Royal assent turns bills taken through parliament into acts. It's a required step, although generally a formality. The monarch essentially has a veto, it's really just a nicety although my understanding is that it is active - the Queen can refuse to acce...
by NeilOJism
Wed Nov 10, 2021 12:35 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The best new and returning TV series thread
Replies: 1896
Views: 123829

Re: The best new and returning TV series thread

Would it be terribly infra dig to recommend a little gem from the wireless...? Those of you familiar with Radio 4’s 18:30, er, ‘comedy’ slot will know it is largely a miss and really miss affair. The News Quiz used to be a giggle under Toksvig and then Jupp, but in its current incarnation it is vyin...
by NeilOJism
Tue Nov 02, 2021 3:00 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Things that don't deserve their own thread
Replies: 3346
Views: 186439

Re: Things that don't deserve their own thread

Kiwias wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:45 am This is off the scale absurd

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyl ... ctive.html
Can you c&p plse, Kiwias - it’s behind a long, white iCloud
by NeilOJism
Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:52 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Aircraft thread
Replies: 476
Views: 35382

Re: Aircraft thread

Need anyone with commitment and engineering interest! Where? Off-topic, I’ve just had a flashback that you and I spoke on the phone, albeit briefly, a very long time ago. I was in France 4 gfs ago (this is why I can place the year as 2002/3) and interested in buying some Fra-Eng tickets, but only i...
by NeilOJism
Thu Oct 28, 2021 7:21 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Aircraft thread
Replies: 476
Views: 35382

Re: Aircraft thread

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/yes/animated-yep-smiley-emoticon.gif :clap: need someone to hold your socket set...? :wave: :grin: Need anyone with commitment and engineering interest! Where? Off-topic, I’ve just had a flashback that you and I spoke on the phone, albeit briefly, a very long time ...
by NeilOJism
Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:53 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Budget - Land of Confusion
Replies: 7
Views: 518

Re: Budget - Land of Confusion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b005iHf8Z3g Hello, globes old chap. Long time no e-ngage. Much to the annoyance of 3 or 400 nerds in the audience, had a stand-up barney with ol’ Benoit at Warwick Uni in the late 80s, as we had a fundamental disagreement about mathematics and a priori knowledge, whi...
by NeilOJism
Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:47 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Aircraft thread
Replies: 476
Views: 35382

Re: Aircraft thread

Where’s that wanking gif? Given your reference in the Baldwin shooting fred, Torq, can I assume you were involved in that? If so, am I jealous? Does the Pope wank?? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/yes/animated-yep-smiley-emoticon.gif :clap: need someone to hold your socket set...? :wave: :grin:
by NeilOJism
Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:44 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Aircraft thread
Replies: 476
Views: 35382

Re: Aircraft thread

Enjoy this ! https://masterbombercraig.wordpress.com/avro-lancaster-bomber/bomb-loads/ I remember standing next to the Tallboy and Grandslams they have on display at RAF Coningsby - huge Drove past there last week and was treated to a couple of Typhoons playing around at such outrageously low altit...
by NeilOJism
Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:37 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Aircraft thread
Replies: 476
Views: 35382

Re: Aircraft thread

Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 1:25 pm Avon install:

Where’s that wanking gif?

Given your reference in the Baldwin shooting fred, Torq, can I assume you were involved in that?

If so, am I jealous? Does the Pope wank??
by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 316
Views: 39217

Re: The Joke Thread

Shamelessly nicked from PR (nod to danny fitz - and also Saint of this parish, as Search reveals he was a tad too clever, and his reference in the English Rugby Thread went unapplauded)..

The Enya 1st XV are a bit pissed off with their next three fixtures...
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by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:02 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Climate Change Thread
Replies: 225
Views: 7190

Re: Climate Change Thread

Gawd, the English are cunts . Piggish, plump, knee deep in the blood of the poor, sick and unemployed, punching down cunts. These are your guys England. Not trying to make this nationalistic , and make you all rush to the defence of these creatures..but has any civilised society on the planet produ...
by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:09 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Filum Thread
Replies: 433
Views: 29819

Re: The Official Filum Thread

Not read the book, and yer Sci Fi usually leaves me cold (never made it all the way through Alien(s?) , e.g.), but really grokked Dune (man). Big film. Wore its bigness with some grace, an’ all. If I entered the third Millennium of dry-wanking on an (almost) deserted, er, desert island, the only XY ...
by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:01 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Alec Baldwin shooting
Replies: 270
Views: 15417

Re: Alec Baldwin shooting

Oh, and my cunning disguise and nom de spite on this ere paragon of reasoned dialecticals fooled no fucker, then?

That eructated, thanks for the welcome, chaps *bats eyelashes and flashes a hint of minge*
by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:57 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Alec Baldwin shooting
Replies: 270
Views: 15417

Re: Alec Baldwin shooting

I read on *looks over shoulder and lowers his dulcets to a conspiratorial burr* t’other place that film sets are the unique exception to the “doesn’t matter what you’ve been told, you’re the one currently in possession of a lethal machine, so check everything for yourself” rule. According to a post...
by NeilOJism
Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:58 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Alec Baldwin shooting
Replies: 270
Views: 15417

Re: Alec Baldwin shooting

I read on *looks over shoulder and lowers his dulcets to a conspiratorial burr* t’other place that film sets are the unique exception to the “doesn’t matter what you’ve been told, you’re the one currently in possession of a lethal machine, so check everything for yourself” rule. According to a poste...
by NeilOJism
Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:47 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The 35 greatest debut albums of all time
Replies: 65
Views: 3051

Re: The 35 greatest debut albums of all time

Shit, glow bus, that’s £150 you’ve lost out on...
https://www.discogs.com/sell/list?sort= ... cture+Disc