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by LandOTurk
Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The lifeboat
Replies: 196
Views: 9114

Re: The lifeboat

Hello.

Bye.
by LandOTurk
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:42 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Army Ants really are amazing
Replies: 15
Views: 525

Re: Army Ants really are amazing

Slick wrote: Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:22 pm I got rushed by a hippo in QE game park once
I got rushed by a hippo in Queensway, Swansea once. Never again. Is that what you meant by QE?
by LandOTurk
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:44 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 316
Views: 38912

Re: The Joke Thread

I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”
“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
by LandOTurk
Sun Jan 17, 2021 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

TRP saying the Os will also sign young Knott from the turks too. I imagine the ridiculous salaries of these bare average buy ins are leaving a sour taste in the mouths of the home guys Sad chunt. More concerned about hating the Scarlets, than loving the Blues. You'd do well over here as a Trumpist....
by LandOTurk
Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:31 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Archaeologists have uncovered footage from the last time Cardiff were any good: https://twitter.com/RugbyPhilBB/status/1350108898749984768?s=20 That's fantastic footage!! I found this program of the game on the internet. https://cardiffrugbymuseum.org/sites/default/files/312.pdf It took me a while ...
by LandOTurk
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:53 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: No RIP, Sheena Queen of the Jungle?
Replies: 11
Views: 540

Re: No RIP, Sheena Queen of the Jungle?

And 1 guest wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:06 am She should have been in You Only Live Twice
:lol: :clap:
by LandOTurk
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:33 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Tits! With more tits! (NSFW)
Replies: 72
Views: 15180

Re: Tits! With more tits! (NSFW)

Turkster wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:22 pm Only click this link if you like boobs, there's a lot of them. Play the video and enjoy.

https://vimeo.com/showcase/3995345
I have tended to date women with large norks - almost exclusively in fact. This was a little flat for me. But I appreciate the effort.
by LandOTurk
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:27 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Tits! With more tits! (NSFW)
Replies: 72
Views: 15180

Re: Tits! With more tits!

https://external-preview.redd.it/Yn-V8ugiA-mlC-lHq2kyr7zPyXPvdIfPdJKfOdvz-OM.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=67a940ff986a837d84a9aac4a4efdb7f27042942 Imagine if you were trying to work from home and you glance out your window and see that. "Guys, I'll have to call you back...&...
by LandOTurk
Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:06 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What is your identity?
Replies: 36
Views: 1184

Re: What is your identity?

Kawazaki wrote: Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:11 am
In real life, Leslie Nielsen's mother was Welsh born and emigrated to Canada.
by LandOTurk
Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:00 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What is your identity?
Replies: 36
Views: 1184

Re: What is your identity?

I don't think you can tie your identity to one or a few things. I am male Welsh hetero generally left wing economic, right wing social religious. Of my inner circle of friends (about 6) not 1 identifies exactly on all 5 of these points. It reminds me of a lengthy youtube vid I saw (but now can't fin...
by LandOTurk
Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:36 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

So some of the turk players told some toulon players that the covid situation was not as reported to epcr. I see generations of mating with cabbages is yielding rewards Given that they were the ones who reaped the rewards of Toulon running away; I'd say they weren't cabbages; they were craftier tha...
by LandOTurk
Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:26 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Type 2 Diabetes.
Replies: 41
Views: 2078

Re: Type 2 Diabetes.

What a fat 300lbs cnut! How tall are you? But seriously, you're body has taken a hammering. I'm mid-50s and have arthritic left knee which will need replacing in 10 years or so, dodgy right knee, arthritic left shoulder which means I cant lift over 40lbs above head with left arm without discomfort, ...
by LandOTurk
Thu Dec 17, 2020 1:41 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: World Cup Draw
Replies: 119
Views: 3474

Re: World Cup Draw

Once we've seen off South Africa, Scotland and New Zealand (maybe France) who would we play in semi-final/final? :lol: Against all the odds of that draw, 2023 will be the first time Ireland will reach the semis. Here. First. What a most ludicrous suggestion. As regular as the sun appearing over the...
by LandOTurk
Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:23 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Scottish Rugby Thread
Replies: 20142
Views: 1175872

Re: The Official Scottish Rugby Thread

Just a genuine question here. Surprised by both Scottish pro teams' performances this year. Edinburgh under Cockerill really looked like they were the business last season, up there to win it maybe this (if they or anyone can get passed Leinster). What's happening?
by LandOTurk
Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:12 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 316
Views: 38912

Re: The Joke Thread

I heard this on the radio on Monday: A family was having a wake for their father. A man came up to the widow and said that he knew her husband & he'd like to say a word to the crowd. She agreed. The man walked up to the front of the room & said: "Plethora" As he walked back down t...
by LandOTurk
Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:15 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Turkster wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:00 pm
frodder wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:21 pm If anyone thinks Steff is international standard then they want their head read
Seeing him get run down so easily should stop the people calling for him to be in the Wales team, he's not international standard.
Nor McNicholl

Nor LRZ - at least yet, not even a starter for Gloucs
by LandOTurk
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:40 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Turkster wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:23 pm Welsh teams just aren't match fit, Scarlets are going to be pumped tomorrow too, Toulon have been playing regularly as well, we're screwed.
I am more concerned with our backline. Dan at #10, Steff Hughes at #13 - underwhelming.
by LandOTurk
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:39 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

bessantj wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:35 pm Dragons just pipped at the post there, shame.
With 75 minutes to go, I thought they might win it.
by LandOTurk
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:38 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Alun Wyn Jones..........Lions captain 2021
Replies: 27
Views: 1881

Re: Alun Wyn Jones..........Lions captain 2021

0 the point being itisnt a pre-requisite :bimbo: Not a prerequisite but very desirable to have an experienced captain in charge. For the record I don't think AWJ will even tour. He will be old broken by then probably. I agree AWJ is awesome, however his best days are however behind him. Too many ho...
by LandOTurk
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:38 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Alun Wyn Jones..........Lions captain 2021
Replies: 27
Views: 1881

Re: Alun Wyn Jones..........Lions captain 2021

To be fair, after the six months of cobweb dusting his form might pick up. Will be interesting to see how on form players in March will be doing in a couple of months. We know from past experience that any attempt at picking a squad this far out is an exercise in futility. Injuries and changes in f...
by LandOTurk
Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Replies: 1989
Views: 213427

Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread

ASMO wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:45 am Image
Not a big fan of mint myself.
by LandOTurk
Wed Aug 26, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Can someone post a gif of Ioan Lloyd's try for Briz please.
by LandOTurk
Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Your top 5 favourite sports?
Replies: 102
Views: 6392

Re: Your top 5 favourite sports?

I've been trying to get in to baseball over the last few weeks, I thought I should like it. Must say I'm struggling a bit, seems very samey. Maybe it's the American in me...but I see it like Cricket is to me, I did not grow up with it, I understand the rules but it is just boring to me. But basebal...
by LandOTurk
Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Football (Soccer) Thread
Replies: 247
Views: 15516

Re: The Football (Soccer) Thread

earl the beaver wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:03 pm He has a clause in his contract to leave for free at the end of every season so not necessarily any money outside of the wage bill.

I hope it's enough to force an early presidential election and he stays with Bartomeu gone.
He ain't going anywhere. Its now Messi v Barti and Messi gonna win.
by LandOTurk
Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Your top 5 favourite sports?
Replies: 102
Views: 6392

Re: Your top 5 favourite sports?

Rugby 85%
Boxing 5%
Cricket 5%
Footy 4%


And then major events like TourDeFrance, Grand National, Olympics, Wimbledon .....

Then the 4 major US sports ....
by LandOTurk
Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:21 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

So back to the P12 and losing 6m TV money. What a shit show!! :bimbo: :bimbo: :bimbo:
by LandOTurk
Fri Aug 14, 2020 5:37 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

I stole this depth chart from ScarletFever. But that is probably the strongest lineup I have seen in some time down in Llanelli. Some names will appear multiple times. The ones in bold are competing against each other for a starting position. Lots of people are saying Javan Sebastian is starting to ...
by LandOTurk
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: PR looks like it has finally kicked the bucket
Replies: 557
Views: 34849

Re: PR Down?

They have lost quite a few of the recent posts on the Welsh thread. Looks like it was about 2 weeks ago.
by LandOTurk
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Cricket Thread
Replies: 8489
Views: 269567

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

SaintK wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:12 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:02 pm Pakistan fielding is shite. Several run outs missed, dropped catch and the tail is wagging.
Not wagging enough!! 219 all out, 107 behind
No chance of an England win (or even draw) from here
The cricket guru has spoken. :lolno:
by LandOTurk
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: I find myself here from The Forum365
Replies: 67
Views: 5559

Re: I find myself here from The Forum365

We welcomed the rugby crowd into our forum WFT. The soccer guys haaaaaaaate us over there. Or they hate me anyway. Nonstop barrage of hostile belittlement. "They drink their own piss". They eat sperm". "Hooray Harrys" (?). "Posh school bum boofers" etc etc. Pointl...
by LandOTurk
Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Fitzy tooo the Scarlets
Replies: 5
Views: 565

Re: Fitzy tooo the Scarlets

Isn't he on the Quins board too?
by LandOTurk
Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:29 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

theflier will be along in a minute. That miserable bugger isn't here yet. I think he is staying on PR, I keep meaning to go back there and see how things are. Are you still posting there? Is it still as busy as ever? The Welsh thread going well? I am. I think the only contributor has been me the pa...
by LandOTurk
Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:04 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Yeah, he has brought in some old heads but to be honest I thought one of the things that the Dragons had a decent grasp on was bringing on the youth. With any luck we will see them in the starting line up soon. Hopefully out of choice rather than desperation due to injury and squad weakness as was ...
by LandOTurk
Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Sean Fitzpatrick added to Scarlets board.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/53511178
by LandOTurk
Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread
Replies: 1722
Views: 78797

Re: The Official Rygbi Cymru Thread

Jaw to MLR?
by LandOTurk
Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:54 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: N***er goooone!...
Replies: 59
Views: 4345

Re: N***er goooone!...

I quite like the idea of re-naming streets that were originally named after really bad people, maybe the kids will ask why it is happening and they can learn the lesson that being a really bad person will not bring you rewards. I do agree that it might be hard to draw the line as to where this migh...
by LandOTurk
Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:50 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: N***er goooone!...
Replies: 59
Views: 4345

Re: N***er goooone!...

People need to get over themselves. Street names have been changed throughout history to memorialise or mark things that society at that time wanted to mark. Statues have been replaced for similar reasons. It's a current, vital society that is still doing things that are worth doing that keeps chan...
by LandOTurk
Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Worst Individual Test Performance XV
Replies: 51
Views: 3678

Re: Worst Individual Test Performance XV

Alex Cuthbert - right wing So many to choose from after the Lions 2013, we just didn't have any other wings apart from North and the emergence of Liam Williams. I'll go with his ineptitude in 2017 v England. I am sure he had worse I just can't remember amongst the dirge he offered up for 2-3 years. ...
by LandOTurk
Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: When is a sport not actually a sport?
Replies: 79
Views: 4411

Re: When is a sport not actually a sport?

Re the footware thing, does that then make scuba diving a sport? It's what I spend a lot of my time and money on, I've done a huge amount of specialist training to allow me to participate in it to the level I'd like and there's a strong team element and ethos. But it's not a sport. I think that goe...